Vance

Cash found between the cushions of a couch. Especially if it's dirty and gross.

Named after JD Vance, the unpopular VP candidate who the Internet claimed had sex with a couch.

Oh, man I'm so broke I had to go digging for vance just to buy some Ramen.

by JamesSPB July 29, 2024

Caleb Vance

A very stupid kid who is never on topic

Oh yeah that kid is a Caleb vance

by Yuhhhhhh5264728; May 16, 2019

JD Vance

Couch fucker

That guy is a total JD Vance. I don’t let him near my couch anymore.

by anonymouscornholio August 10, 2024

Vance

Vance is a really good guy he is athletic smart kind and knows how to put a smile on every single face he meets. you should keep Vance in life and you will go along way he’s loyal and won’t be a dick. If you wanna relationship with a Vance it’s the best relationship we will ever be in a little tip they love the cute summer couple vibes watching the stars watching the sunset watching the sunrise going for a late night drives and all that kind of stuff.

“Vance”

“What’s up”

“Your super sweet funny and athletic I don’t ever want to lose you”

“Awwww thanks”

by Coolkid0825 June 10, 2021

Dirty Vance

A Dirty Vance is a sex move where the dude rides behind his special lady friend on a tandem bicycle and puts his hand on her seat so his thumb goes up her ass.

I think my boyfriend is going to pull a Dirty Vance on our ride today.

by WMH_7777 October 15, 2025

Vance

Performing a sexual act with an ordinary, every-day object which is not designed for sexual acts.

“That tree has a hollow in the side, I wonder if a squirrel lives in it?” “If it does, it’s gonna get a nut because I’m going to Vance that trussy!”

“Hey man, did you spill tapioca on my new couch?” “Nah bruh, that’s jizz! I Vanced your couch, YOU GOT PRANKED!”

by bear_horns July 29, 2024

vancing her

Where you finger a girl underneath a blanket in a room full of people

I was at this party with this girl and was vancing her.

by Qdits November 29, 2018