Vagina tease

1. The male equivalent of a cock tease.

2. Guy on the receiving end of a girl's affections. Only, when he doesn't reciprocate same come-ons, leaves the girl feeling frustrated (both sexually and otherwise) and (usually) horny.

"Did things work out with Jason?"

"No. He's just a big vagina tease. Jerk."

by Courtney April 7, 2005

vagina masculina

Remnant undeveloped natal vagina left from the pre-hormonal sex-change surge in the uterus, that decides if the baby is either a boy or a girl in the womb.

Vagina masculina is situated in the bladders of all men!

by hammer---;, hytham April 20, 2007

Vagina Fish

An awful smell, fishy yet with a hint of vagina

Yo dude, dammit i had to sit next to eduardo all of spanish class" "soo??" "he smelled like a fuckin' vagina fish

by nasty-ed May 25, 2010

vagaisle

The aisle in the supermarket or drugstore that has all the tampons, pads, feminine hygiene sprays, douche, yeast infection treatments, pregnancy tests, condoms, lubricant, etc, etc....

Mark realized to his horror that to reach the toothpaste he would have to traverse the vagaisle.

by MSP July 16, 2008

Vagina Wavelength

Noun used to describe when you and your friend(s) are on your period and thinking the exact same thing, sometimes several times in succession.

It can also be used when not on one's menstruation, but that was not what the phrase was originally meant for.

Julia: OMG, Nancy, you know what we should do?

Nancy: Steal Bob's chocolate bar?!

Julia: Yes! We're, like, totally on the same vagina wavelength.

by BriFee June 17, 2009

haunted vagina

/noun
A female's vagina that has recently undergone an abortion

Lucas: Wanna bang my sister tonight?
Jeff: Nah man! I hear that she had an abortion. Nobody wants to fuck a haunted vagina!

by Dick_Cheese69 March 8, 2018

sand in the vagina

A metaphor describing someone who complains a lot or who is given to whining.

Andy: "But guys!...I don't want to go to Bennigans, their food gives me the runs!"
Carl: "Quit acting like a little bitch with sand in the vagina!"
Tina: "Yeah, here's a douche!"

by St Crab July 5, 2006