An act of sex when a male is in the middle of anal with a female, until pulling out, having someone else they know slide their sexual organ back into the butthole, while the first male runs to the outside of the house and waves to the female.
"HOLY SHIT WHY ARE YOU OUTSIDE!?!?!?!"
"It's a prank bro! HAHA, HOUDINI! "
"I'm mad at my husband"
"Why?"
"He pulled a Houdini on me"
"It's a prank bro! HAHA, HOUDINI! "
"I'm mad at my husband"
"Why?"
"He pulled a Houdini on me"
by Dick_Cheese69 May 29, 2016
Get the Houdini mug.A sarcastic orgasm used to mock the partner ( or partners ) in either a demeaning , sexualized, or sexualized-demeaning manner. A sargasm often results in no sexual pleasure for one of the partners, but can be used in a role-playing situation as an attempt to belittle the other partner.
Lady 1: Oh yeah right there. That feels so nice. unhuh, please keep doing what you're doing
Man 1: I know you're trying to pull off a sargasm
Lady 1: Well maybe I wouldn't have to if your dick was just a bit bigger!
Man 1: I know you're trying to pull off a sargasm
Lady 1: Well maybe I wouldn't have to if your dick was just a bit bigger!
by Dick_Cheese69 June 01, 2017
Get the Sargasm mug.For a male to light a firecracker and shove it down the partner's ass ( with consent of course ) and then fuck them repeatedly until the firecracker explodes.
Lady: I almost died last night!!
Lady 2: how?
Lady 1: My asshole of a boyfriend pulled a Charmander on me.
Lady 2: how?
Lady 1: My asshole of a boyfriend pulled a Charmander on me.
by Dick_Cheese69 September 21, 2016
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Jeff: Nah man! I hear that she had an abortion. Nobody wants to fuck a haunted vagina!
Jeff: Nah man! I hear that she had an abortion. Nobody wants to fuck a haunted vagina!
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Get the stussy mug.Sextant - A word, first, popularized after the release of the movie, Ed Edd n' Eddy's Big Picture Show, it's a device used to check the longitude at sea by measuring the altitudes of sun, moon, and stars.
"We can find the gag factory by using this sextant"
*PFFFFFFFFFFFFFT*
"What's so funny?"
"I didn't catch that, what is it called again?"
"It's a sextant, a device used to-
*HAHAHAHAHA* SEXtant!
*PFFFFFFFFFFFFFT*
"What's so funny?"
"I didn't catch that, what is it called again?"
"It's a sextant, a device used to-
*HAHAHAHAHA* SEXtant!
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