Trumpet

When you fart against an inanimate object the amplifies the sound of the fart.

"Dude, you totally just trumpeted the wooden chair!"

or another way to say it:

"Last night my grandpa totally played the leather couch trumpet!"

by SeptemberAnna July 24, 2012

trumpeter's lips

When the anal sphincter is puckered and slightly open due to a state of extreme fear, resembling a trumpeter's lips

It was a bleak winter's day on the somme, rifle in hand and with the trumpeter's lips Rupert knew he would be going over the top today and meet his demise on foreign soil

by Loopydave December 1, 2018

mudd trumpet

to blow air into someones butthole causeing them to fart or shit it back out

i gave him a mudd trumpet last night

by JoeBot11 February 4, 2008

Piss Trumpet

A deep blast of a fart sounded while at the urinal.

See urinal fart.

I just sounded the piss trumpet while taking a quick piss.

by e_let October 14, 2009

trumpet winsock

Disconfort, stinging sensation or mild pain caused by the pulling of a lump of pubic hair which accidentally got stock in between the penis foreskin and the glan. Diminutive: winsock

Sorry if you see me putting my hand in my pants in front of you for few seconds, I have a bad case of trumpet winsock I must urgently fix.

He stopped walking because he had a (trumpet) winsock.

by Edgar Pruviance May 27, 2009

butt trumpet

Severus Snape

Lupin - "You always have been and you always will be a BUTT TRUMPET. You know why? Cause YOU'VE got a trumpeting BUTT!"

::makes farting sounds::

by litchick48 July 27, 2010

dung trumpet

Alternative name for the arse hole

"I whacked it up her dung trumpet last night"

by Lord Dung trumpet June 11, 2006