A tool, is a person that lives life in a way that only a new social status can properly portray. A tool is someone who has a fairly small knowledge of automobiles, but drives a early 80's to late 90's muscle car. Typically a tool will drive a camaro, or mustang. Although a tool has no real automotive knowledge they know ceartain terms such as "headers" or "manifold" and will uniquely craft sentences around these terms to create the appearence of a deep knowledge of engine performance.
Along with this a tool has one main goal in life, and that is to get laid. A tool could be considered in the same class as a bro, as far as this catagory is considered. When at a party a tool must in fact, be unwanted by everyone else at the party, even those who would call him a friend. A Tool will almost never wear long sleeves, and if he does, they are to be rolled up, so that his fore-arm muscles are well exposed. A tool's arms are a very important part of his identity, if A tool were to have no arms, he would cease to be a tool, and would most likely cease to exist altogether. Because of this driving passion to have massive arms, a tool will most likely spend a good amount of time in the gym, Once a solid gym status is accomplished, A tool will not only come to the gym to work out, but also just to "chill" or check out the women on the treadmills.
Another aspect of a tool, is there incredible ability to attract marry-able women. Marry-able would be a characteristic of a girl who is Quite beautiful, intelligient at first glance, and almost-christian(An actually intelligent, Christian girl would never date a tool, because that would instantly deny them access to both the aforementioned adjectives). Although no one has been able to fully understand this phenomena it is a very important role for a tool to fulfill. When someone says, "in college, she will either date.. so and so, Or she will date a complete Tool." This is all right and good, It is important for girls to fulfill this cliche. This is one of the biggest reasons that 90% of the Male population hates Tools. Women rarely see Tools as in fact Tools, but common descriptive phrases are, but not limited to: "He's really nice when he wants to be", "He's actually really cool when you get to know him", "He gets along great with my mom."
Along with this a tool has one main goal in life, and that is to get laid. A tool could be considered in the same class as a bro, as far as this catagory is considered. When at a party a tool must in fact, be unwanted by everyone else at the party, even those who would call him a friend. A Tool will almost never wear long sleeves, and if he does, they are to be rolled up, so that his fore-arm muscles are well exposed. A tool's arms are a very important part of his identity, if A tool were to have no arms, he would cease to be a tool, and would most likely cease to exist altogether. Because of this driving passion to have massive arms, a tool will most likely spend a good amount of time in the gym, Once a solid gym status is accomplished, A tool will not only come to the gym to work out, but also just to "chill" or check out the women on the treadmills.
Another aspect of a tool, is there incredible ability to attract marry-able women. Marry-able would be a characteristic of a girl who is Quite beautiful, intelligient at first glance, and almost-christian(An actually intelligent, Christian girl would never date a tool, because that would instantly deny them access to both the aforementioned adjectives). Although no one has been able to fully understand this phenomena it is a very important role for a tool to fulfill. When someone says, "in college, she will either date.. so and so, Or she will date a complete Tool." This is all right and good, It is important for girls to fulfill this cliche. This is one of the biggest reasons that 90% of the Male population hates Tools. Women rarely see Tools as in fact Tools, but common descriptive phrases are, but not limited to: "He's really nice when he wants to be", "He's actually really cool when you get to know him", "He gets along great with my mom."
"Wow, that guy is a complete Tool."
"Did you see that Tool on the motorcycle?"
"Wow, look at that Tool, and his mustang."
"Did you see that Tool on the motorcycle?"
"Wow, look at that Tool, and his mustang."
by davelive April 29, 2009
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Get the tool mug.Someone who walks around all day wearing plaid shorts, Burkingstock's, knee high socks, a brightly colored Ralph Lauren polo (with the collar popped up), and occasionally where's a Led Zeppelin or Pink Floyd or Bob Marley shirt, even though the only Led Zeppelin song they know is "Stairway to Heaven" and the only Pink Floyd song they know is "Money", and they don't even know any Bob Marley songs, just so that the skaters think they are cool.
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by beauchanson June 14, 2011
Get the Tool mug.A tool is one of those stupid assholes at parties who does nothing but try to bang everything he sees because he thinks he's wonderful. This is typically caused by The small amount of muscle definition he has managed to obtain during his time away from being an alcoholic. He is cocky, but deep down, he knows he is pathetic.
A tool will usually say things like "hey sweetheart, check out my cross tattoo," or "I wish I could've been here sooner, but I was working out."
A tool will usually say things like "hey sweetheart, check out my cross tattoo," or "I wish I could've been here sooner, but I was working out."
The guy who smashes beer cans on his head is such a fucking tool.
The guy who awkwardly screams "HEYYYY" when someone enters a room is a tool.
The guy with a cross tattoo but holds no actual biblical knowledge is a tool.
The guy who awkwardly screams "HEYYYY" when someone enters a room is a tool.
The guy with a cross tattoo but holds no actual biblical knowledge is a tool.
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