get your shit together

Get your life in order, stop fucking around and get your head on straight.

Could also be to straighten or pack items that are askew.
Bob: "yo I failed the last 2 exams"
Phil: "you really gotta get your shit together"
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get your shit together

1) to organize something such as a stack of papers or such
present tense of

2) to get your thoughts straight; to put your mind at rest

3) to get everything ready for an event of any magnitude, be it the king of the world's birthday or your mother finishing dinner

past tense: got your shit together

future tense: get my shit together
1) When I couldn't find my homework in my messy backpack my mom told me to get my shit together.

2) That meeting really messed with my head; I gotta get my shit together.

3) Dude, the bus leaves for the track meet in ten minutes! Hurry up and get your shit together!
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Downing Street said that the MP “flagged up” the couple’s relationship to Foreign Office officials after finding them “having a glass of wine together” alone in the Foreign Secretary’s in 2018.
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Dress up and travel together

A way of saying you are dating someone, often used in a wlw relationship. This originated from the Taiwanese dub of “the owl house” in which luz and amity ask each other to “dress up and travel together” where in the English dub they were asking each other if they could be dating.
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put two and two together

(v.) To come to the simplest conclusion deductable based on the supporting evidence. This does not ensure it's accuracy.
They've put two and two together and realise it was one of mine who did it.
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Peeps with similar likes, appearance, or behavior hang together, as in a clique.
Birds of a feather flock together.
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Bird of a Feather Flock Together is a term used when describing a Group of people who always hang together, and or associate with one another. Even when they all may not share the same common interests, outside in public view they're all just viewed the same (a Feather on a Bird's back) just by Guilt of association.
"You know the old saying, you hang around 10 Fake individuals you're likely to be the 11th one. Bird of a Feather Flock Together. You're not just an associate of them, you're one of these fake individuals as well ."
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