toting the mail

When someone is speeding trying to get to their destination.

Larry was toting the mail trying to get to his job

by Poeticsirr July 29, 2023

Tooting

When your vaping or as the cool kids would say “tooting on them flavours”

They’re offit them Alfies, Always tooting on them flavours

by anonymous July 15, 2024

Torting

To tort you need two people, one person stands with their legs open while the other person grabs their balls and hangs from them, this causes extreme pain and should be avoided unless you’re brave

Me and jack did torting last night, it hurt so bad but it was worth it

by The ultimate businessman October 13, 2024

Tooting on the Boris

Hitting a blunt - English

Q; "what were you doing last night?"
A; "I was Tooting on the Boris and gaming"

by lozda January 3, 2025

totting around

the early stage of starting something when you're relatably inefficient;

to dance around a topic in real life;

to clumsily wander.

From toddler.

"when are we going to stop totting around and make out?"

"I should actually learn how to cook, I've been totting around the kitchen for way too long"

by footcompressio1 July 16, 2025

Shirt Twating

A woman walking around with a bra or shirt on, but with nothing on down below. The female version of Shirt Cocking.

I was at the nude beach and I saw this old chick totally shirt twating. I guess she's proud of the twat but not the boobs!

by Gavalot January 12, 2011

Tater totting

Term referring to a couple who is neither dating nor single, but "talking". They are not ready to commit but don't talk to other people

Bill and Jane are tater totting because Bill just got out of a relationship with Sally.

by Pie hole May 30, 2016