massive 13 inch double headed throbbing dildos

You tell me...

Girl: Daddy, can i have 2 a massive 13 inch double headed throbbing dildos?

Daddy: *chuckles* Of course, Sweetie.

by MLGTheSantoTaco420 September 27, 2014

I'm hard, veiny, and filled with blood. I throb and pulsate too. I usually stop throbbing, when I'm not inside of you. What am I?

A heart

heart: I'm hard, veiny, and filled with blood. I throb and pulsate too. I usually stop throbbing, when I'm not inside of you. What am I? A heart of course!

by iuefuh August 22, 2023

throbbing russell

A vitamin and mineral enriched concentrated scotch filled gel-cap one a day vitamin for men that makes cum smell and taste like chocolate while getting you drunk at the same time. Also leaves your breath smelling fresh.

I take a throbbing Russell once a day for health.

by MattLikesScotch December 7, 2013

Aggressively throbbing dick

An aggressively throbbing dick is the male genital shaking aggressively.

Kid that lives down the road: Whats a aggressively throbbing dick?
Man: When you make you silly little penis shake aggressively.

by Vagina user and cock sucker July 2, 2024

Throbbing Shannon

A severe migrane that usually results from hanging out with a basic girl

OMG that girl was so loud my head is pounding with a throbbing Shannon

by starboi100 November 25, 2018

Throb bating

Bating an onlooker by teasing them with the throb/bulge in your pants.

Catching someone's attention with the huge dick in your pants

Hey that dude was throb bating me!

by LANZIFIREFLY June 24, 2019

Throbbing Marlboro

when youre hitting your woman from the back, you light a cig and put it in her butthole. Wait til the cigarette burns out, and then blow your load in her butt

I heard Billy gave Katie a throbbing marlboro!

by Tommyboy3579 October 11, 2020