cord thief

One who "mistakenly" takes USB and power cords from another person because they have misplaced their own.

Lanny - "Hey Dave, can I use your USB cord for your portable scanner?"

Dave - "Sure Lanny, but I want it back because I've heard that you are a cord thief."
Lanny - "You're a douche bag."

by DiggityDitz February 18, 2010

Wood Thief's Sickness

A condition where extremely fine splinters of wood embed in the dermal layer slowly working toward the heart, lungs and brain over a period of 2 - 5 years. Side effects can include, an extreme affinity for Microsoft Excel, over measuring and having the name Danny. Only affects people who have touched or burnt stolen firewood i.e. thieves or petty criminals.

Danny stole firewood from his brother's front porch and now he has Wood Thief's Sickness

by toomanydavids April 26, 2015

Peep thieving

When you enjoy the view of something you haven't purchased or don't maintain.

They started the fountain in the cemetery down the hill last night, and I was peep thieving all evening.

by Plankton Tat June 8, 2017

Seed Thief

A woman who seduces a man into having sex with her so she can have a baby. The man may be a willing participant in the sex, but has no desire to father a child. He is usually duped into having unprotected sex with the woman. After the child is born, the woman will experience the joys of motherhood while the man is stuck paying for most of the expenses.

"I had a great time with Heather last night!"

"Did you use protection??"
"Nope, she let me go in raw dog!"
"You idiot, that girl is a certified seed thief. You better hope she doesn't get pregnant or else you're paying for her baby."

by Seedthiefguy April 6, 2021

Pure Blooded Thief

A pure blooded thief infiltrates a criminal airship in a government mission. While the goal is to get incriminating files, a pure blooded thief will go for something priceless instead, and the government will realize they've gone rogue and they are not pardoned. This will either lead to joining the criminal organization, being pardoned much later, stealing a base and converting it into a resort, or stealing another priceless object.

You achieved the rank of: Pure Blooded Thief

by NovumPhoenixDuck December 6, 2020

matthew thiessen

probably has one of the best vocal rages ever. 6'3"
light blonde/brown curly hair. member of relient k, lead singer. has dated katy perry. amazing musician and composer. played warped tour twice. Christian. born in canada then moved to canton ohio when he was six after his parents divorced. just all around a cutie, who is amazingly talented: 11 instruments!

wow, matthew thiessen is so amazing!!

by e.l.loves March 8, 2009

Sea of Thieves

a funny prank

Sea of thieves nuts fit in yo mouth

by The Supah Monkey Brothas July 5, 2021