Jewish Wallet

When you put coins in the foreskin of a uncircumcised penis

“Hey Larry can I borrow a Quarter?”
“Yeah let me get it out of my Jewish Wallet”

by Sypek January 22, 2020

Jewish weekend

Taking a Friday and Saturday off from work/social organizations instead of having a Saturday and Sunday off (or any one, or combination of day(s) off excluding Friday and Saturday). Refers to the Jewish schools, or "Yeshiva", where the Jewish people take Friday and Saturday from school to attend temple.

Guy: Hey, boss. May I have take a Jewish weekend? May I take off on Friday and come in to work on Sunday? I have to attend a wedding.

Boss: Sure.

Guy: Thanks!

by TheGamingGamer1 June 22, 2014

Jewish heaven

When you're so high that you start thinking you're a Jew.

Dude, I was in fucking Jewish heaven last night.

by Theblondejew June 5, 2018

jewish ankle

When you receive a direct blow to the Medial or Lateral Malleolus of the ankle and its hurts for a long ass time.

Last night at the club at Tom pushed me into the stage , I had a wicked Jewish ankle for the rest of the night .

by Twansolo96 January 1, 2017

Jewish Crack

Allergy medicine in pill or tablet form.

I took my Jewish crack, so we won't have any trouble at the dog show.

by Commander Kafka November 18, 2016

Jewish Yamacum

Adverb. The act of cumming on a females crown and then putting a piece of fabric or paper on top of it to resemble a yamaka.

She didn't wanna swallow so I gave her a Jewish yamacum instead .

by Mike Hunt 420 June 2, 2017

Jewish Cuckold

An average Jewish Cuckold white guy who is cuckolded with people of color by his Jewish girlfriend. More popular in the Northeast especially among young liberal couples. Jewish cuckold guys are totally chill about their girls cheating with POC.

"Um so Sarah... When you cuck Marc do you let him eat you out afterwards? Or do you let him put his little pink thing in you after you get fucked?"

"Morty loves when I have sex with Latin guys and come home and sit on his face. He jacks his little white thing off while I tell him about me having an actual orgasm from sex,"

"Marc is such a good Jewish Cuckold that he got a vasectomy and paid for Tyrone and I to visit his friends in Jamaica next month."

by Jacqueline Barrett & Marc Matz February 24, 2023