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National kiss a Texan day

Kiss your favorite Texan on August 7th! Or buy them ranch styled beans, whichever they prefer.
"today's National kiss a Texan day, I have someone in mind but I honestly think that they'd prefer the beans over me."
by Greencity2000 October 23, 2023
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The Texan Teether

You find an uncircumcised Texan, (preferably be Texan yourself) then pull their pants down and start suckling with your teeth until you peel the skin off by grinding your teeth on it like a banana peel.
"I dare you to let me do the Texan Teether to you later today!"
by newyorker51 October 13, 2023
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Texan cop

1. Coward
2. One who fails to do their duty.
3. Worthless waste of resources.
"Yeah mate I thought mama ducks were supposed to be fiercely protective of their ducklings but the one in this vid just waddled away like a Texan cop."
by ftpigs May 28, 2022
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Texan Style

Anthony: "Me and Avery did it Texan Style"
by Lord buttfuck January 21, 2021
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Sweaty Texan

when a sweaty 60 year old texasman sucks your dick wearing an fbi jacket and lubes you up with his glowing sweat
A Sweaty Texan is when a sweaty 60 year old texasman sucks your dick wearing an fbi jacket and lubes you up with his glowing sweat
by Sweaty Sean 1488 September 29, 2022
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Texan Tongue Twister

n. A sexual action: during which a male preforms a rimjob on a female’s asshole. First, the woman clenches their ring muscle around the man’s tongue so he can’t get away, then kicks her leg up around his head and rolls over, leading to his tongue’s removal.
“Hey why are you talking like you got stung by a bee?”
“Mly glirl dethided thoo glive mle a Thexthen Thongue Thwithder.”

Texan tongue twister
by HippyDippy_ August 3, 2021
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swamp texan

A person born in Texas and raised in East Texas north of Victoria.
Hey Tex, are you a cowboy?
No I'm from Lufkin. I'm a swamp Texan.
by Buckinhorse6 April 28, 2017
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