When a woman obsesses over a man while he's deployed overseas because she's in love with the idea of him, but when he returns home she becomes immediately disinterested in him. So-named for Channing Tatim's role as a gay soldier in "Dear John".
"Dude we go home tomorrow, and Heather just stopped talking to me."
"Dude I knew it. That bitch has got Channing Tatum Syndrome."
"Dude I knew it. That bitch has got Channing Tatum Syndrome."
by LouisColling October 4, 2011
Get the Channing Tatum Syndrome mug.A Tatum is a girl who is really easy to talk to. The best use for a Tatum is to bring her along on a "date" to prevent awkward silences if you're still uncomfortable with your the girl you like. She takes all the tension or awkwardness out of the "date".
"I was super nervous about my date with Jessica, but then i brought this Tatum i met at swim class along and it went really well"
by waitzsauce December 7, 2009
Get the Tatum mug.A word derived from the chemical phenomena termed "keto-enol tautomerism." In organic chemistry, the aforementioned process is quite sudden and favored in most cases. As such, tautomerize is a term that can be used to describe either very good or very bad events or actions. They must be to quite an extreme to be noted as such.
#1: Man, I ate a baby this morning, i gotta visit the bathroom and tautomerize!
#2: Last night I tautomerized this hot girl I've been hanging out with the past couple weeks
#2: Last night I tautomerized this hot girl I've been hanging out with the past couple weeks
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Get the Tator Hog mug.A type of purple and red parrot. Can be found in Finland. It plays in the snow with it's taco shaped beak. It's defining features are it's taco shaped beak and it's muffin shaped eyes. It is a diurnal hunter but only comes out late in the day before it gets dark. They can often be found right before dusk and sometimes at sun set hunting
A Tacomuffin was digging for it's prey in the snow. A Tacomuffin was seen flying over the field. Tacomuffins were seen hunting in the field at sunset.
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