surfdogs mom

A surfdogs mom is a mother who interferes in her son's relationships. She will do almost anything to curtail his relationship with any female whom she does not approve of for her darling son. She will even pay the female money to get her to find a way to make her son lose interest.

She had a good thing going with surfdog, but then surfdogs mom offered her so much money to find a way to have him lose interest, She just couldn't turn her down.

by I am not there April 4, 2009

Obligatory surfing

When you are stuck in a flood or bizarre water situation and you get in a random object so that you can surf with it and survive.

Yesterday i was obligatory surfing in the waters of the tsunami.

by walt46 April 2, 2011

Surfbort

Heard most commonly in the Beyonce song "Drunk in Love", Surfbort is a sexual position where a male lays in the tub with his knees bent. The woman straddles him with her back towards him so she can ride his dick by holding onto his thighs, much like holding onto a surfboard and bobbing through the ocean.

"Fill the tub up half way and ride it with my surfbort."

by xxx-tk2 May 6, 2014

Hanging ten on a southern surfboard

Going to the swamp, and "surfing" on a gator with your toes hanging near the gator's mouth.

Bob: Hey, buddy! How was your weekend?
Buddy: Oh, you know. Just hanging ten on a southern surfboard.
Bob: Damn. How many toes did you lose?
Buddy: surprisingly, only 2. Garry Gator is getting used to me.

by Urbanizationfiltration May 27, 2018

surf bunny

(noun): Originally, a term of affection to describe a hot tuna who hangs with surfers at the beach. The term now refers more generally to hot chix who live, work, or play at the beach.

The surf bunnies in South Carolina all look like dudes! Sike!

by Vermont Ferret March 4, 2005

Carpet Surfing

A despretly fiending scavenger who crawls on the floor combing the carpet looking for a tiny nugorshard one of his friends might have dropped during a session in hopes it is big enough to get a high.

Dude, give the carpet surfing a rest, John didn't drop anything!

by Dream Rude October 26, 2006

DDR Surfing

Going from one arcade to another trying out different DDR machines for a variety of songs.

"Hey this one doesn't have Candy, lets go DDR Surfing"

by littoivan March 17, 2008