Fintwit Straddle

Post both bullish and bearish tweets so that when it goes the correct way you appear smart and gain followers

Puru is always hedged, he plays the fintwit straddle perfectly

by JimBob3271 October 23, 2022

phantom straddler

A Ghostly apparition that will ride you like a bucking bronco

Last night I was met by a phantom straddler, my butt still hurts

by Lilbit_syd March 14, 2025

wax your straddle

Wax your straddle.

He had a cranky case of severe schlong itch so he remembered he'd better be wax your straddle to get relief

by Baby L~ 1979 June 17, 2021

StruddleBuggy

1. Mixture of a struddle and a dune buggy

1. Lets go take a ride through the town with my new StruddleBuggy !

by moe123 February 13, 2010

Strabbled

1-To be on 3 or more drugs at 1 time. 2- To be pro rush at CoD.

Person 1:Did you see that Strabbled guy? Person 2: Omg Stwabbled D00d. Person 3: Yea Strabbled owns at CoD.

by StRabBleD May 18, 2010

Straueled

When, in unchecked rage and unnecessary aggression, you punch someone (who probably deserved it anyway) right in the eye.

Person 1: So Jeff and Chad were playing Madden, and Chad got really mad and slapped Jeff.
Person 2: What did Jeff do?
Person 1: He totally Straueled Chad! He hasn't been able to open his eye for a week!

by Sir Werner Herzog May 12, 2015

Scraddle

When someone needs to just go away, they need to scram and skaddadle.

"Peeter was being really annoying, so I told him to just Scraddle."

by Ecg1986 January 29, 2018