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Squintz

Glasses. Could be safety glasses, sunnies or sight squintz.
Sik squintz dude are those a thrift store find?
by Proeski May 22, 2018
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Squint Juice

Any form of light that makes your eyes squint.
(Prefferably in a southern US drawl or Australian accent)

“Are you ok!?”

“Yeah, I just got some squint juice in my eyes, that’s all...”
by pungalung November 2, 2018
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Squinty Squinty

An Asian person who is so incredibly Asian that there eyes look like they are closed shut; squint to the point of asianness
Bro look at that Asian, wait is he sleeping or his he just a squinty squinty.
by Green bean casserole January 1, 2020
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Squintern

Short for "Squint Intern". Can refer to any number of interns to Dr. Temperance Brennan at the Jeffersonian Institute on the TV show Bones. They all have backgrounds in, or are studying, forensic anthropology. At first, there was only one, Zack Addy, but when he no longer worked at the Jeffersonian, he was replaced by a cycle of numerous "squinterns".
Dr. Saroyan: Dr. Brennan, you could use a second pair of eyes. We happen to be squintern-free.
Professor Jude: There you go! I will be your squintern.
by ZivaDavid700 November 3, 2020
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squirtsplosion

a squirtsplosion occurs when a girl has a massive orgasm and sprays her fluids everywhere
Omg my dad just gave me a squirtsplosion. It was amazing!
by soepsap March 8, 2023
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corn squirts

The resulting diarrhea one gets after ingesting a certain amount of corn that fails to digest. The ensuing liquid will be filled with obvious amounts of yellow corn. If bad enough, the victim will be able to actually feel each individual kernel as it passes out. The term is usually applied to military chow hall food.
"My god, I had the worst corn squirts earlier. I'd forgotten I even had corn."
"Damn military food givin' me corn squirts."
"How were your corn squirts?"
by Ragnarahk October 18, 2011
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Booty Squirts

After a night of drinking or Mexican food you'll get the booty squirts
Booty squirts is worse than the diarrhea
Dude I drank so much last night this morning I got the booty squirts
by Redneck Down July 25, 2013
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