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squidward bars

squidward bars are green xanax bars pressed with 3mg of flualprazolam or etizolam. They typically smack and 2 will have you geeked up. People who take more than one squidward bar usually end up in jail.
Tyrone: i took 2 of dem squidward bars and they had my ass faded
by peanut coke plug November 5, 2022
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Squidward's tiki land

Being too high, leaving reality. You have no concept of life. You are simply existing on a astral plane.
Bill: Yo John have you seen phill

John: He's on squidward's tiki land; blasted beyond belief.

Phill: tiki tiki

Bill: Dear lord he's left reality.
by Christmas Tree Kush December 23, 2022
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Squidward's Nose

A body part belonging to the "Squidward" species, it is known to be as large as an eggplant and had been mistaken to be the inspiration of Minecraft Villagers, Queen Cupcakke had rode this specimen 69 times a day, if your dick or femdick is smaller than your toes, expect Cupcakke to tell that you are a flop and that she will have to ride Squidward's Nose instead.
Your dick smaller than my toes, I'd rather ride Squidward's Nose
by Mrs. Eandedeürfaevs October 23, 2022
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Squidward with a runny nose

The normal act of squidwarding, but with piss on your penis.
Can i get a tissue for my squidward with a runny nose?
by Teabag man June 12, 2008
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Squidward University

An Ivy Leauge school specializing in the study of Pooptolgy
"Wow, I finally got my degree from Squidward University! I can finally study Mao Zedongs poop!" - Zachareigh
by Nardothepig February 24, 2020
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Squidward Torture Porn

An episode of SpongeBob Squarepants that is entirely focused around making Squidward's life as miserable as possible.
Squidward Torture Porns are among the most reviled episodes of Spongebob. "Good Neighbors", "Ink Lemonade", and "Choir Boys" are generally considered the three worst STP's.
by Ubeenbamboozledson May 8, 2022
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squidward in a chair

a cancerous meme that will make you suicidal so,DON'T FUCKING WATCH IT I'M WARNING YOU!!!!!!
OMG did you see that squidward in a chair one hour version
by Fellow_Germans_unite! May 4, 2018
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