squelch

When a girl is on her period and all of the sudden she can feel this flow of juices (blood). It is normally silent but it is the most disgusting feeling in the world. Every girl who bleeds knows what this feeling is. No freaking joke.

Va: *squelch* ew. i just squelched.

Gina: thats sick. please say excuse me.

Va: no way, you turkey. you squelched on my FACE last weekend. YOU say excuse me! pervert.

by Billy Goater May 26, 2006

Squinch

To squint while constipated.

I had to squinch to read the sign.

by Moosecoop December 14, 2014

squencil

Squencil is a mixture of squeeze and pencil.

Can you squencil me into your schedule?

by SLMC101108 November 12, 2010

Squeechie

1) Name of Ron Jeremy's character in the 1993 porn parody 'Super Hornio Brothers', based on Super Mario Bros.

2) "Having a quickie on someone's car window in the middle of traffic and then forcing the driver to pay you and your partner once you've finished." From: Cinema Snob in his review of Super Hornio Brothers.

1) You'd think that in a Super Mario Brothers porn parody called 'Super Hornio Brothers', the guy in the red suit is called 'Hornio'. He's not. His name is Squeechie.

2) 'What i do for a living? I started a squeechie company with my wive. Next month our daughter joines the family business too. Yes, such a smart girl, we're all so proud of her.'

by AlonzoDaCookie January 20, 2011

Squinch

A quick hug

Imma squinch you so hard next time I see you

by __SomeGuy__ June 6, 2016

Squinchinalous

That weird nasty crap that you squeeze out of the sponge when you're done doing dishes.

the meatloaf was crusty so the dishwater was extra squinchinalous tonight .

by Concerned dishwasher November 20, 2016

squelchum

An adverb used for emphasis. Typically used in place of "much," commonly preceded by "mucho."

I love grilled cheese mucho squelchum.

by blurpie April 12, 2017