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Irish Spring

A brand of soap which I'm honestly surprised no one in this definition seems to be mentioning.
Personally, Irish Spring is best in bar form.
by hohehohe July 16, 2021
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A Chode To Spring

"A Chode to Spring" by Maurice Beverley.

Behold the sun, the fiery anus of the sky

Melting away the woolen clothes of winter

Exposing skin, sweet flesh
A budding side-boob

A peek of midriff and legs, legs, legs

Lean haunches
Squatting low beside a bike rack

Revealing a butt crack

Oh, glorious spring, a rebirth!

A fresh start for everyone

Except you, Andrew Glouberman.
by LouisianaMan69 May 29, 2021
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Spring Feeling

The excited, happy, yet oddly suspenseful feeling you get when you realize it's getting close to summer vacation. It is a long term feeling, usually starting in mid-March, but can start as early as late February. It intensifies as the last day of school approaches.
Guy: Dude only a month and a half until school gets out!
Me: Ik, I got a major case of spring feeling
by Bussss May 4, 2016
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Spring Hill High School

A place where hoes can run freely with their asses hanging out. A place where the vapers have the best lounges. A place where the small dick boys can have endless freshmen girls. A place I call home. Bronco pride for life. You’re favorite vape snatcher -Timmy Shae HOOHAA
by HOOHAA VAPERS September 4, 2019
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Springfield, Missouri

A large town that thinks it's a city and wants nothing more than to be considered a real city. A town full of easily offended people. Locals from Springfield get butthurt when you say ANYTHING that can be even remotely considered criticism of the area. The town is nothing but indistinguishable strip malls, churches, shitty Chinese restaurants, and meth heads. This place is so behind the times they're just now starting to shit their pants over the discovery of craft beer.

Springfield, Missouri is NOT A CITY. It's a dollar store version of Columbia, Missouri but doesn't want to accept that it's a college town and does nothing to retain it's recent graduates.
Dumbass: Springfield, Missouri is such a great place! Did you know Brad Pitt went to High School here?

Sane Person: If it's such a great place, why did he move away at the first chance he could?
by Behind The Curve January 1, 2020
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Spring Thomas

White female who tends only to date black guys.
Based on the porn star of the same name who speacialises in interracial porn, claiming to be the web's first "black cock only slut".
Spring Thomases usually fall into one of the following categories:

1. An out and out slut who simply loves cock, committed to the belief that black means bigger, rougher, and therefore better for her overall requirement. See example 1 below.

2. A prissy little rich kid who eats the black meat to piss daddy off for selfish gain. See example 2 below.

3. A hippy girl who considers herself to be "culturally curious", who thinks that sleeping with black guys is some social experiment, putting herself in touch with her supposed earthy ancestral roots. See example 3 below.

4. A dumb-ass middle-class white chick who sees black guys as fashion accessories. See example 4 below.

5. A variation to this is the "Part time Spring Thomas":
A white chick who'll go out and revenge fuck a black guy just to get one up on her cheating (white) boyfriend. See example 5 below.

Despite the various reasons for being a "Spring Thomas", they are all united by their ability to be simultaneously offensive to both Caucasians and African Americans.
1.
White chick: "Fuck me harder cotton picker"
Black dude: "Keep that shit up bitch and I'll break this ass in two, you little Spring Thomas".
White chick: "Mmmm... yeah!!" (push back, push back)

2.
Country Club Member 1: "Gee Todd, my daughter's datin' a black dude."
Country Club Member 2: "Heck Josh, maybe it's time to buy her that Mercedes Benz. You don't want her to become a Spring Thomas."

3.
Black dude 1: "You seen that hot hippy chick moved in across the street?"
Black dude 2: "Hell yeah, me and Simon spit roasted it last night".
Black dude 3: "Sweet man, a white chick with dreads - I knew she'd be a real Spring Thomas."

4.
White bimbo 1: "Hey-ya Sara, what ya doin'?"
White bimbo 2: "Crusin' for black guys - Mischa Barton and Paris Hilton have both been seen with one".
White bimbo 3: "Ooo, you little Spring Thomas, hee hee hee hee".

5.
White guy 1: "Shit dude, I know I cheated on Jane, but she didn't have to go and take black dick up her ass."
White guy 2: "Relax guy, she's just being a part time Spring Thomas, she'll be back eating white bread before you know it."
by jpeterman July 5, 2006
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Jerry Springer

the act of being violent, vulgar, or commiting social no no's like incest, phedophelia, or disgusting sexual acts.
"She went Jerry Springer on me"
"you better watch or he'll go Jerry Springer on you:
"watch your kids and animals, they may go Jerry Springer"
by shane May 13, 2005
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