sporting clay

Halfway between flaccid and raging hardon. (Coined by Adam Carolla)..

It's best to be sporting clay when going skinny dipping with a group. You don't want to go full turtle, but you don't want to scare anyone with a full erection, either

by TheDawgLives October 4, 2015

Sporting Pine

Having an erection in public.

"Oh my god! Look at Joe. He is walking around sporting pine"!

by gdub1956 November 1, 2016

Sporting a McNulty

Accidentally having a boner in a formal picture

I was sporting a McNulty last night during prom pictures

by Salty McPeen November 10, 2016

Smosting

Summing up the entire conversations on someone's facebook post with the last few words.

I be smosting this so that it will end.

by msanthrope July 18, 2017

Snorting the Clam

When you are going down on a girl and accidently breathe her vaginal moist up your nose.

"Man , last night I was going down on this chick, but she was holding me down so tight I couldn't come up for air. I ended up snorting the clam."

by Splatterpunks September 29, 2017

snorting practice

Cocaine, meth, or any powdered drug that is so crumby all it is good for is snorting practice.

That dope he's selling ain't good for nothing but snorting practice.

by googalewski March 7, 2020

smortin

when you gaming too intellectually and your brain cells burst.

jimmy hsnt been out of his room in three days no i think he been smortin

by weetrom September 13, 2020