by NarTheNecromancer September 2, 2023
Get the Smooch Moochermug. by ibartels May 23, 2021
Get the Smooch Broommug. A "Yes" man. A person who hangs around someone popular or perhaps influential status and is always kissing their ass.
Samantha is such a smooch hanger. She never stays at her desk or gets any of her work completed because she is always clinging on to Mr. Big.
Jack is making a fool of himself by blatantly sucking up to his rich neighbor. I am embarrassed for him because he is a silly smooch hanger!
Jack is making a fool of himself by blatantly sucking up to his rich neighbor. I am embarrassed for him because he is a silly smooch hanger!
by BlueberryHill November 5, 2013
Get the smooch hangermug. Taking a prolapsed anus, and pressing it inside of an unprolapsed anus. Similar to docking, but with the use of the anus.
by NateEllis84 June 13, 2018
Get the German Smoochingmug. To apply lipstick to your butt hole and give someone a kiss with it usually while they are passed out.
by big bert13 March 1, 2011
Get the Doo Doo Smoochmug. by some bald white guy2 October 31, 2022
Get the smoochmug. First-known documented scale by an Eastern Bloc author (Nichita Smochină of Moldavia) created for men and women courting one another to rate flirting and kissing on a scale of 1 to 9 (Communist belief did not allow for a 10). The original scale was published in 1930 by Smochină's in the anthology, Cunoștințe Utile ("Useful Knowledge").
As the story goes, Smochină was in Paris at the time, and met a young woman who simply could not flirt or kiss. When he tried to explain to his friends how poorly this woman communicated and later smooched, there was simply no language for explaining this problem. That night, Smochină created the famous Smochină Smooch Scale in one draft. Many say he was divinely inspired.
The rating for #1 took off and gained quite a bit of fame internationally. In its original form, it was "Ăsta se sărută ca o sardină rece de la Marea Neagră" (This one kisses like a cold sardine from the Black Sea.) By the time is was used in speakeasies in Chicago, it had been notably shortened to "Ca un peşte rece" (Like a cold fish).
As the story goes, Smochină was in Paris at the time, and met a young woman who simply could not flirt or kiss. When he tried to explain to his friends how poorly this woman communicated and later smooched, there was simply no language for explaining this problem. That night, Smochină created the famous Smochină Smooch Scale in one draft. Many say he was divinely inspired.
The rating for #1 took off and gained quite a bit of fame internationally. In its original form, it was "Ăsta se sărută ca o sardină rece de la Marea Neagră" (This one kisses like a cold sardine from the Black Sea.) By the time is was used in speakeasies in Chicago, it had been notably shortened to "Ca un peşte rece" (Like a cold fish).
by TexasJewBoy September 27, 2024
Get the Smochină Smooch Scalemug.