skitch

To lightly smack someone upside the head because they did something stupid. Or on the occasion to annoy someone, just because you can.

dude 1: PUNCH BUGGY! Black-out no return! -punches-
dude 2: OW! DUDE! -skitches dude 1-

dude 1: Hey you can't hit back!
dude 2: Technically...it was a skitch, not a hit. It still counts.

by sonus04 February 19, 2011

Skitch

someone who is both sketchy and bitchy.

Dude she's such a bitch and she always chills in that sketchy hallway... she's a skitch!

by h8er101 June 7, 2011

skitch

Combination of skit and sketch. Frequently used by members of Friday Night Live, a student comedy troupe at Alfred University.

Your stupid skitch is cut from the show.

by Andrew Schwartz February 25, 2005

Skitch

A skanky bitch. Usually someone who burps a lot.

"Hey did you see Marlene doing it with those 2 girls? She is such a Skitch!"

by cssninja January 10, 2012

swiatched

Hindu word for "Dirty dildo user"

The whore used her swiatched.

by Hater of Blad Kd October 17, 2003

skitch

skanky bitch

Omigosh! Carly is such a skitch.

by yourfiniestnightmare April 25, 2014

skitching

The awkwardly choreographed post-sex humping crab-walk toward the Kleenex so as to prevent an early pull out and semen leaking out all over the bed/couch/kitchen table/boss' desk etc.

John and Marsha were skitching towards the Kleenex when the Mayor walked in and saw them sprawled across his desk.

by Climbing Gimp July 13, 2016