Simpotent

when a person (usually male) is excessively deferential, engages in flattery, or "does way too much for a person they like" (usually a female), but is afraid to practice sexual acts with said person (usually female) once they show interest.

"bruh, on gawd this nigga Tanukichi be actin real simpotent around these bitches"

by KoolaidJizz January 15, 2021

Smoothie Girl

Girlos who drink smoothies together, they follow the smoothie girl code and take photos of their smoothies 💞💞💐💐🥰🥰😋😋

“She’s such a smoothie girl, probably takes a photo of all her smoothies and puts them in a Pinterest shuffle”

by smothiegirl May 9, 2023

G-SMOOTH

SMOOTH, SLICK AND ASSERTIVE. GOOD LOOKING SEXY MAN WITH ATTIBUTES WORTHY OR YOUR AVERAGE HORSE. A LADIES MAN.

GARY'S NAME SHOULD BE G-SMOOTH CUZ HE IS SOOO SEXY.

by SOONDARRAJIV1 August 11, 2009

savile smoothie™

When you shove a baby in a semen filled blender and turn it on, makes for a delicious Monday beverage.

Grant: "Oooooooh I just drank my 10th Savile Smoothie™, oooooooh I love them so much."
Any normal person: "Dude, what?"

by OoooohGrant July 29, 2020

cock smoothie

cut his cock off and blend it with strawberries

delicious !

girl 1: tommy's dick looks so good
girl 2: id love to make a cock smoothie out of it!

by kaylaluvsd August 30, 2021

Smooth gooch

To rub an erect penis against a gooch in order to smooth that gooch.

Blaine smooth gooched Liza until her gooch was as soft as gooch leather.

by ticklemypickle31 May 18, 2011

Smooth and Shiny

Hairless testicles

Alex shaved his testicles so that they were Smooth and Shiny

by The Executive Order February 12, 2010