Shower Limbo

When a person is taller than the shower head and needs to do the "Limbo" (crouch down below it) to get their whole body in the water.

Dude, the hotel I stayed at last night must have designed their bathroom for midgets; I had to do the shower Limbo to get my hair wet.

by theflash95 December 17, 2010

shower loko

The act of consuming an entire Four Loko while in the shower for the purpose of pre-gaming an event. Exiting the shower before the entire drink is consumed is strictly forbidden. Commonly performed before college football games and fraternity day-drinking events.

Example: "We only have 10 minutes to pre-game and get cleaned up. What are we going to do?"
"Shower loko."

by Man of Gold September 19, 2013

lifetime shower

When a person, cries while huddled in the bottom of a shower with steaming hot water. Usually following some trauma. The person may utter they "can't get clean" and make futile attemps to remove soiling that doesn't actually exist. Featured in 98% of movies on the Lifetime Network involving a rape or abuse scene.

That girl I banged was so ugly I had to take a lifetime shower afterwards.

by DarkmanDaLegend July 20, 2014

depression shower

when you are so sad you take a shower and just cry so nobody can hear you

Wow this is jenny's 3rd depression shower today. Tom really must have hurt her.

by yeeetz August 19, 2017

student shower

Instead of cleaning / showing properly in the morning, the simple expedient of spraying deodorant under the arms.

More extreme versions involve waking up in the morning still wearing yesterday’s clothes.

David was running very late for his tutorial, so he resorted to a student shower to freshen himself up.

by MudHide January 21, 2021

absence of shower syndrome

A disease usually refering to a person who smells like a skunked beer, combined with body odor, fishy pubic hair, and dried anal seapage displaying a general lack of hygiene that would otherwise make a radius of 25 feet from the person inpalatable.

Bob the Hobo + Your Mom + Your Nasty French Teacher + Britney Spears= A.S.S.

Man you smell like ass
I know I have Absence of Shower syndrome

by krikeymynipple April 7, 2010

Sad Nigga Shower

The name says it all. Particularly the same as a regular shower but you spend hours just sitting there thinking about life.

Bella: Man it took you a looooong minute to reply

Bob: Sorry i was taking a sad nigga shower

by Lovell. November 12, 2017