Shurfed

past tense combination of a Shart and a Burf.
Shart = Shit + fart
Burf = Burp + Barf

That Taco Bell hit hard last night, I shurfed all night.

by burp27 June 26, 2025

Slurfin Turfin

When your Slurfing and or Turfin

Well i'll Be Slurfin..... Slurfin Turfin.

by saomp July 14, 2025

Shlurpee

A blowjob from someone with a lisp.

Dawg.. Miguel D gave me the sloppiest shlurpee last night and afterwards he was like, "thath wath therrific!"

by AntonioD17 March 30, 2026

mad shlurps

Giving oral sex, or when something sucks.

Can be used to replace 'You suck."

Y'all be givin' mad shlurps!

Hey did you hang with Poison?
Hell yea dude! Got mad shulrps!

by Ben Berkowitz March 20, 2008

Quack SHLURP

Like duck butter, except a more discreet way of saying it.

Man my quack shlurp was dripping all the way down my leg after that Chloe Ting workout.

by Hisoka chan August 16, 2020

downtown Louisiana shlurp

when you suck on your homie's butthole to get the poo out. This is done in exchange for something. No homo is always implied.

Yeah, ill give you that ye ole downtown Louisiana shlurp if you buy me a new PC.

by MayoCoveredShoe June 3, 2021