Shitter 

Someone incapable of contributing to their teams success in any possible scenario

Jimmy ran the 300m dash in 44 seconds at AUS championships, he's quite the shitter

Shitter by Chompton March 28, 2025

Shitter 

1. Rear body part that shits
2. Place to shit
3. Someone who is shit

Tom: Hey, Blake where’s the shitter(2)
Blake:Down the hallway. Make sure to wipe your shitter(1)
Blaketo himself: He lives here! What a shitter man smh

Shitter by Danny devito’s left ballsack April 1, 2025

shitter 

an obnoxious kid acting like their grown and mature

You are literally a shitter you weren’t even born when the first I Phone came out.

shitter by mindyourbeeswax September 24, 2025

Shitter

Someone who eats too much “ethnic” food and shits the bed.

“Bro, that white boy shitter Tyliar can’t handle ethnic food……. He fucking shit the bed and made a mess!”

Shitter by TheDman February 20, 2026

Shitter

To shitter is to shatter a window while excreting faeces.

Ghazi:*jumps out of window while pooping*
Abdullah: Oh no, Ghazi shittered the window!

Shitter by MattenissusAbdullahT March 12, 2026

Shitter shopping 

The act of online shopping on a mobile device (phone, tablets) while sitting on the toilet. One would usually partake in shitter shopping while your supposed to working at your job.

Worker1 "hey where's Joey ?He's been gone for a half an hour now."
Worker 2 " he's probably in the bathroom shitter shopping for some black Friday deals "

Joey: "bro, I was totally shitter shopping at work and some guy comes and drops ass in the stall next to me and shits when there was clearly 10 other empty bathroom stalls . But I did manage to get some great deals on amazon.

Shitter shopping by rightlane February 28, 2016

Shitter's Polio 

When you have sat on the toilet too long and your legs go numb. When you get up to walk away, you walk away like a Polio survivor.

Cory: Dude I was shitting so long I almost fell asleep.

Kevin: Man, that's horrible!

Cory: Nah, the worst of it, I came out like I had Shitter's Polio.

Shitter's Polio by souperpig November 4, 2009