true seed

1. when something truly seedy happens.
2. when someone just looks purely seedy, as if they were put on the the earth just to be seedy.

Omg look at that seedy man! He's the seediest seed I've ever seen! True Seed.

by LMFAOOOOO. August 28, 2010

Wacking Off In My Tool Shed

Addictive behaviour conducted in demeaning and surreptitious circumstances.

(On finding a dieting woman wolfing ice cream right out of the bucket while standing in front of the freezer at 2 am): "Are you whacking off in the tool shed again?"

by Master of Procrastination April 10, 2003

Seed Swapper

Two Men swapping the man gravy ...

I just caught Chris swapping seed with Phil , they are such a seed swapper

by Burshansketer January 4, 2012

Shedded

To get extremely drunk and forget/lose everything.

He got shedded last night: He lost his keys, phone and dignity and ended up having to sleep in the shed until his girlfriend got home.

by HTEsser December 23, 2014

Saeed

Means Happy in Arabic, can be mysterious and has Crazy moods.. a passionate lover, never expect him to be a Wild person but he is.. he DJs Mc's, professional at work and very creative in many ways like creating Music.

Dan: I feel very Saeed Today

by Relatives February 9, 2010

not the sharpest tool in the shed

A gentle way to say that someone is just unintelligent.

-Danny failed his third test this week.
-Well, he's not not the sharpest tool in the shed, you know.

by Golan September 23, 2005

shaking like a dog shitting peach seeds

Texas slang for someone who is shaking with tremors.

That dude was so cold he was 'shaking like a dog shitting peach seeds.'

by Mark C. September 15, 2005