Squints

Where by a pair of swimming goggles is generously filled with the love juice of a man or woman and then worn by either the last to contribute or the fluffer/sex slave. Unisex and can be enjoyed by a couple, in a group or on ones lonesome.

Are you joining us later for a spot of Squints?

by Lord Mingus August 1, 2010

Squints

A slang term for Group of Asians.

Did you see that tour bus full of squints at the beach today? Fuck they annoy me!

by Hammy_string June 24, 2009

Squinty Vagina

When the vagina is squinty and resembles a squinty shape when looked at closely. Common in asians.

"Michelle has a squinty vagina."
"Dude is she in Chinese porn too?"

by jackattack101010 January 7, 2009

non sequitur

A statement that has no relation to the previous statement. Often used for comical purposes.

New Kids on the Block had a bunch of hits, Chinese food makes me sick, and I think it's fly when girls stop by for the summer.

"Dude, that is so non sequitur."
Also, See, LFO's "Summer Girls"

by dtothek October 17, 2007

Squint

A derogatory term for Orientals. They look like they're always squinting. Possible reasons for evolutionary development include squinting to see they're tiny penises and breasts. And when the Japanese bombed Pearl Harbor, they were flying eastward into the sun, so their eyes directly contributed to the deaths of 1400 Americans.

Anthony (Oriental): Shut your Shylock-ass mouth.

Kevin (Caucasian): Shut up, squint!

by SpicyKB October 23, 2008

Non Sequitur

1. An inference or conclusion that does not follow from the premises or evidence.

2. A statement (reply) that does not follow logically from what preceded it.

None of you have ever heard the word Non Sequitur before.

by ***DESTROY*** August 12, 2003

Squinty B

Really good looking chap, that Squints at his computer because he needs glasses but was to vain to buy them cuz he is bald!

Look at squinty b, he is just to vain to wear glasses

by Lay-by Lynn December 1, 2011