Selfish

When you drink a shield pot in front of someone with low health

Bro I have 20 health and you drunk a big pot your so selfish

by Reeeeeeeeer February 16, 2019

Selfish

The worst kind of selfish, true selfishness, is the one that pretends to put someone else before themselves. The one who pretends someone else is number one.

She was the worst kind of selfish, she didn't just eat the last piece of bread, or save the last piece of cake for herself, numero uno, but she also pretended that everything she did in life was done for someone else, that someone else was number one (she was as uber competitive as she was not to become number one, she claimed, but to do it for other people, to make everyone else number one despite her being the one to actually benefit from it). She was the kind of coward that would never tell anybody who ate the last piece of bread or cake, they would fight amongst each other and still never find out who ate it (unless fear of embarrassment or a tarnished image kept her from eating the last piece of cake that she would have otherwise went for).

by Solid Mantis February 11, 2021

Selfish

What stupid entitled parents claim what people that don't want to have children are, despite the fact that there is nothing wrong with not wanting to have children at all, nor is there anything wrong at all with wanting to have children.

Eva and Lucas are so selfish that they act as if the Earth is centered around them.

by PhoenixGamer34 September 7, 2022

Selfish

Won't move a bag when it's annoying someone

Amy you are being very selfish

by Thekingsking July 20, 2021

Selfish stick

A stick attached to a camera that narcissists use

That narcissist thinks they have right of way because they are recording on their SELFISH STICK

by Coops76 June 28, 2022

Selfish

My sister sarah

Sarah is selfish

by Dhehdh October 8, 2020

selfish sympathy

Regretful soothing words dat you administer to someone else to supposedly make him feel better about a situation, but in reality you merely feel sorry for YOURSELF.

A classic "selfish sympathy" example, from an old "Peanuts" comic:

Schroeder, in exasperation at Lucy's pushy "over-attentiveness": Do you know what Beethoven never had?!
Lucy: What?
Schroeder, rantingly waving his arms above his head: Beethoven never had girls hanging on to his piano and bugging him about giving them presents!
Lucy, mildly shocked: He DIDN'T?! (pauses to ponder this fact) Poor Beethoven!

by QuacksO March 8, 2023