The Art of Typing Scottish Slang, Whilst drunk on Buckfast and making colossal Typos so the text makes little to no sense at all but only those who have been in the presence of a Skelfish typer can successfully translate it.
Zip upl yerr fgy whewn yoi deal withj the publicv tae yerr bawbagh - Oh he's speaking Skelfish again!!
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"Hey I know you need to start your diet so I ate all your junk food."
"Wow... very selflish of you."
"Wow... very selflish of you."
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Smelfish: When you've ask someone what perfume/cologne they have on but they wont tell you and or play as if they do not know.
"I asked Chadwick what cologne he was wearing, but he played dumb and said 'I don't know. I just put on whatever.' He knows. He just doesn't want anyone else smell as good as him. He's being SMELFISH!
by Chillimost October 5, 2022
Get the Smelfish mug.Sellfish is when you couldn't give a stuff about the nearly 1.1M dead people from COVID-19 and your only pissed off about not being able to go outside for the next 9 months.
Man, your so ... Sellfish. Think about the children.
by Bryn Benn April 5, 2020
Get the Sellfish mug.How da Walrus and Carpenter acted towards da naively-trusting oysters when --- after supposedly inviting dem to merely come along for a sparkling-conversation-filled beach-stroll --- da gluttonous duo ended up heartlessly chowing down on said hapless salt-water bivalves.
Lewis Carroll's famous "seaside shenanigans" poem is a good morals-lesson-teaching essay for young children, since it shows them how wrong it is to be shelfish.
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Get the Selfishy mug.Smelfish: When you've asked someone what perfume/cologne they are wearing and they don't tell you. Their being smelfish.
"I asked Herman what cologne he was wearing, but he played dumb and said 'I don't know. I just put on whatever.' He knows. He just doesn't want anyone else smelling as good as him. He's being SMELFISH!"
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