Lean in close to the other person’s ear to tell them a secret, then lick their ear.
An advanced version of a wet willy.
Sexual assault charges may occur, proceed with caution. Advised on close friends and family to avoid being punched in the mouth.
An advanced version of a wet willy.
Sexual assault charges may occur, proceed with caution. Advised on close friends and family to avoid being punched in the mouth.
“Hey, you wanna hear a juicy secret?”
“Sure”
Leans in close and licks ear
“What the fuck!” / “Haha” Reactions may vary
“Sure”
Leans in close and licks ear
“What the fuck!” / “Haha” Reactions may vary
by Disgruntled Dickhead June 02, 2018
An individual whose physical appearance is neat, put-together, fashionable and clean, but keeps his/her place of inhabitance extremely messy.
Someone who cares more about how they look to others than their personal hygiene/sanity/self-respect.
Negatively used as these people put much care in their physical appearance to impress others rather than take true care of themselves.
Someone who cares more about how they look to others than their personal hygiene/sanity/self-respect.
Negatively used as these people put much care in their physical appearance to impress others rather than take true care of themselves.
person 1: "whoa, Billy always looks so put together- he's so hot!"
person 2: "no dude, you should see his room, it's disgusting. He's a total secret slob."
person 2: "no dude, you should see his room, it's disgusting. He's a total secret slob."
by observanthallmate May 26, 2013
When you sit on your dick until it goes numb, and then you jerk off and it feels like you are jerking someone else off.
Also known as "The Reverse Stranger"
Also known as "The Reverse Stranger"
I secret santa'd myself and it felt like I was jerking off someone else until I regained feeling in my North Pole.
by Mike Rotondo Tropical Smoothie December 27, 2019
by Aeorro October 20, 2005
Secret One True Pairing. A pairing, in fandom or canon, from a tv show/book/movie etc. that you're either ashamed you like, is rare, or no one else likes.
"You can't make romance out of the Cold War."
"Whatever. Russia/America is my Secret OTP" (From Axis Powers Hetalia)
"Whatever. Russia/America is my Secret OTP" (From Axis Powers Hetalia)
by Yamistar August 10, 2009
You got your gonad secretion in my chocolate! I should be mad, but all I can think to say is.......yummy!
by talk2me-JCH2 April 29, 2021
by Jared Smith December 29, 2007