Secret Shower

When Its Not Your Week To Take A Shower So You Have To Sneak Around To Do It

Secret Shower
person 1 "I'm Going To Go Take A Shower"
person 2 "But Its Not Your Week Its My Week"
person 1 "Fine I'm Just Going To Go Into The Bathroom BUT not To Take A Shower" *wink wink*
person 2 "fine by me"

by Selenophiillee February 18, 2023

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secret slob

An individual whose physical appearance is neat, put-together, fashionable and clean, but keeps his/her place of inhabitance extremely messy.

Someone who cares more about how they look to others than their personal hygiene/sanity/self-respect.

Negatively used as these people put much care in their physical appearance to impress others rather than take true care of themselves.

person 1: "whoa, Billy always looks so put together- he's so hot!"

person 2: "no dude, you should see his room, it's disgusting. He's a total secret slob."

by observanthallmate May 25, 2013

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Secret Definition

You did it! You found the second secret definition on this site! Good job!

If you’re day’s going poorly, don’t worry! You found this secret definition, you should be proud of yourself ^w^

by Pen~Guin October 1, 2022

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Secret Nazi...

A YTMND joke started in 2005 with the picture of the giant swastika shaped forest in germany.

guy 1:omg! this toy has a secret nazi...symbol!
guy 2:submit it to YTMND.

by Aeorro October 21, 2005

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Secret OTP

Secret One True Pairing. A pairing, in fandom or canon, from a tv show/book/movie etc. that you're either ashamed you like, is rare, or no one else likes.

"You can't make romance out of the Cold War."

"Whatever. Russia/America is my Secret OTP" (From Axis Powers Hetalia)

by Yamistar August 10, 2009

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