Screengayver

An age old office prank that never gets old. Or if it does, only to the receiver.

Usually in hectic office environments an unsuspecting poor sap will leave his computer unlocked for a just a few precious minutes. Within this time the more saavy co-worker has Carte Blanche access to google up a pic of a hot pair of gay men embracing in a clutch of passion. Or in extreme cases a well placed schlong dangling pic right on his desktop.

The coup de grace of this prank is to conceal the background with a few legitimate applications such as Word, Excel or Outlook email.

Upon returning to his workstation he may work hours before minimizing or locking his workstation down (much too late) to be shocked to see a pink pile of man junk proliferate his screen. This works exceptionally well when female hetero passers by notice the commotion from his cube.

William: "Well, I'm done for the day have a good weekend"... "WHAT THE FU(*K!"

Ted: "LOL"

Betty: "How many times are you going to give him a Screengayver Ted?" "LOL"

by Grizzly August 27, 2009

Split Screen Mind

When people don't apply to themselves, the same standards that they judge others by. People with this affliction repeatedly fail to live up to their own publicly proclaimed standards.

Richard:

"How bout' that... there she goes again, condemning the barbarous laws of that developing nation while supporting capital punishment in her own".

Joyce:

"Looks like she's suffering from a split screen mind".

by Addill January 20, 2010

screen peeking

the act of looking at the other 3 players screens t see where they are and what they are doing in an FPS, often essential to winning a game of goldeneye.

dude, no wonder you lost, you didnt use screen peeking.

by jim December 28, 2005

screenshot or it didn't happen

If a visual representation was not procured, than the said event never actually occured. (SS can also be used)

Guy 1: Dude, I hooked up with a hot chick!
Guy 2: Screenshot or it didn't happen.

by Wes Jones April 23, 2008

blue screen of death

A Windows Problem in which your RAM isn't capable of the program you are running. Happens most often in Windows 98 or Windows 98SE

Amazing, I haven't had the blue screen of death in 2 hours. Quick honey, call Ripleys Beleive it or not.

by Kevin L July 9, 2004

Screen Slap

When you’re trying to have a conversation and someone shoves a phone in your face with something lame AF.

Guillermo and Mac were balls deep in a chess game when Abbie Jane came skipping up and screen slapped them with a video of her stupid dog, Junebug.

by Buckpizza July 9, 2019

The Screen Savers

tv show on TechTV that is on every weekday at 7:00 ET, and u can play in their lan parties every thursday... which are powered by NVIDIA. which is weird because whenever they are talkin about video cards they always recommend ATI radeon cards.

"the ati radeon 9600 pro is a good video card"
patrick: "join our lan party on thursday"
leo: "powered by NVIDIA"

by amd>intel December 26, 2003