A random number of toilet paper sheets that one sets into the toilet before having any bowel movement that would cause the water to splash on one's ass.
Dude, I forgot to lay down a splash pad this morning before my beer shits and now my toilet is a mess.
by Sakaballz January 16, 2011
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fanfiction depicting a sexual and/or romantic relationship or situation between two characters of the same gender.
may involve real people or imaginary (sometimes copyrighted) characters.
often referred to as slash
may involve real people or imaginary (sometimes copyrighted) characters.
often referred to as slash
by spillingvelvet March 27, 2005
Get the slash fanfiction mug.A sort of toilet tsunami. Dropping a turd from a height which hits the water, causing a tidalw wave up the pan which in turn sploshes the water over your arsecrack..
Its bad when it happens in your own toilet - Its worse when it happens in a public one.
Its bad when it happens in your own toilet - Its worse when it happens in a public one.
Above explains it all.
by wayne March 24, 2005
Get the splashback mug.Tierd of water splashing all up in your ass when your taking a dumb? Well, a splashpack solves this problem.
Just take a few layers of TP and place it in the toilet, covering the whole surface. This way the TP will take the hit when the shit hits the water. And boom you can now take dump without getting urin in your rectum.
Just take a few layers of TP and place it in the toilet, covering the whole surface. This way the TP will take the hit when the shit hits the water. And boom you can now take dump without getting urin in your rectum.
by nocoffeeman August 2, 2010
Get the Splashpack mug.Precautionary measure, whereby toilet paper is folded in such a way it covers the surface of the toilet water for the purpose of preventing inevitable splash back from a poo plop.
Other benefits of this practice include preventing the sound of splash down being heard by outsiders.
Other benefits of this practice include preventing the sound of splash down being heard by outsiders.
Steve: "Last time I went to the toilet the splash-back created left me wiping for days, it was so destructive Kathy heard it in the bedroom. Certainly didn't get lucky that night."
Me: "Two words - splash mat."
Me: "Two words - splash mat."
by Helping the average Joe September 15, 2011
Get the Splash Mat mug.A term of disapointment usually used in conjunction with a diagonal hand chop gesture. (Related to its positive form, woo slash yay.)
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