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A random number of toilet paper sheets that one sets into the toilet before having any bowel movement that would cause the water to splash on one's ass.
Dude, I forgot to lay down a splash pad this morning before my beer shits and now my toilet is a mess.
by Sakaballz January 15, 2011
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the space between the bottom of your nose and top of your lip. (where snot and spit often compile)
Girl 1: That guy is hot. GO make out with him.
Desperate Girl 2: Hell no. He's got snot on his splash pad.
by Careili February 20, 2010
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