Schemer

A boy with fuzz on his face, and a shoe fetish.

Schemer scowled at me today!

by killposersericmelvin March 2, 2004

Schubert Syndrome

The syndrome that can only be born with. There is nothing physically wrong with the human, but they're fucking idiots. Very few people like them. To be born with Schubert syndrome, they need to be the second youngest child of a family with 4 children. They have 2 brothers and 1 sister. They're selfish and dick heads.

Man: Hey, does that person have Schubert Syndrome?
Woman: I think so, lets go check.
*walks over to the subject*
Woman: Hey, do you have 2 brothers and 1 sister?
Subject: wtf how do you know
Man: And do you happen to be the second youngest child in your family?
Subject: you guys are creeping me out
Man and woman: Oh well, sucks to be you

by Chaarons May 17, 2021

schumertl

An excretion of warm fuzzy smegma from a males uncircumsized appendage.

"Isaac Shannon-jahnsen took a large load of Schumertl over his face"

by Flemsip June 25, 2017

schumeric victory

Taking an easily won political victory when your party is in the majority, then instead of building on it and moving forward, you turn back and rat-fuck yourself, your party, and the people you represent.

Senate Majority Leader Schumer won the vote to call witnesses in Donald Trump's second impeachment, which would have been publicly devastating for the Republicans, and then turned it into a schumeric victory by deciding to call zero witnesses.

by Ian M. Noone February 13, 2021

Schumers

An emotion between happy and shocked

I was so Schumers when I found out that I’m Arab

by Imamamam January 24, 2023

Schumering

Preemptively laying your arms down during a battle & trying to convince Americans capitulation is always the best option.

Allowing cloture on the continuing resolution, despite what the base, 96% of congressional Dems & America wanted, is the one of the most egregious examples of Schumering

by WTAF GOP March 18, 2025

schkumer

An object that constantly moves by itself

Check out this wierd thing i bought from the reject shop.

what is it?

it's a schkumer

by Keats September 18, 2004