schweaty

Someone who sweats an unnatural amount

'Schweaty was sweating buckets at elm last night.'

by mrs. o brien October 6, 2008

schmertz

To defecate, esp. with a strong offensive odor.

Oy vey! Who schmertzed in the schvitz?!

by Kip Kipling March 13, 2011

schmet

A burn, or sting, breaking another person's argument. This is mostly used in Brussels, Belgium.

Dude 1: People can be soooo stupid.. blablabla.

Dude 2: Well, if you ever went outside you might notice that there's a lot of people that are relatively interesting, but you prefer to sit in your house and play WoW all day.

Random bystander: NNNOOOOOOOOOOHHHH SCHMET

by Fons May 27, 2012

Shmeat

Meat or meat products produced by factory farming, CAFOs, or other unethical practices.

Combines "shit" and "meat".

Bro 1: Wanna hit up that Micky D's?
Bro 2: Hells no, I don't eat those shmeat burgers man!
Bro 1: So what you eat, bro?
Bro 2: I get certified human meat, man. Then I cook it myself.
Bro 1: Word.

by noshmeat January 26, 2011

shmeat market

(Noun) Market that deals in the buying and selling of shmeat.

I lost my shmeat so I must run down to the shmeat market.

by Joe Componile August 31, 2006

shmeaty

A shmeaty is a little chode dick and it's probably the most pathetic thing you will ever see

Devin has a shmeaty

by Theyoungsquire123 June 8, 2016

Schmata

An old Yiddish word for clothing, or rags.

He's completely meshuga - all he wants to do is peddle schmata's! But he's making the shekels I tell you!

by Traveldan84 November 30, 2018