scheidemuffin

adj. (shy-deh-muf-fin) mixture of the German word "scheide" or vagina, and a muffin. Usually used to describe a "nor-cal bra" who is full of STDs derived from bleach-blonde, oompa-loompa-orange sluts. In most cases they deserve a junkpunch or kick to the freakishly white bleached teeth. However, this can also be used to describe your best friend if they are of Austrian descent.

Person 1: Check out that scheidemuffin in the lifted truck

Person 2:He and his boyfriend are about to get drunk go to town on each other.

Person 1: Then afterword talk about how drunk they drove that one time, how many skanky slampieces they've been with and how hella sick having syphilis is.

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Thanks for being my wingman tonight Martin, you're my favorite scheidemuffin! No homo

by dirty530GRANDE April 24, 2010

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Schecking Out

Ghost bailing at least an hour early from a event without being noticed.

Hey do you know where Brandon went? No, he must have schecked out when no one was looking. Wow he is the king of schecking out!

Thought I saw you at my party last night, were you there? Yeah I stopped by and was schecking it out for a little.

by The kid58 August 18, 2012

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scheidelled

Adjective

1. Extremely complex and difficult to follow.
2. Needlessly over engineered.

synonyms: convoluted, serpentine, labyrinthine, tortuous, tangled
antonyms: straightforward

Man this system is totally scheidelled.

by ewconti September 20, 2016

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