Oxymoron

A contradictory statement. Two opposing ideas in one sentence.

Ex. #30 - Its an oxymoron to be a good man that’s abusive and selfish.

by Sidnia May 12, 2020

Oxymoron

The current (2020) South African Government.

Eish, the government of South Africa, eish Oxymorons!

by Gatvol VandieKak July 16, 2020

toxymoron

Any member of a corporate cabal that would allot 30% over fair budget to uphold well-disproven principles behind a crisis the lesser amount would have remedied.

So let me get this right, instead of investing $10,000 a quarter into properly filling our vacancy the toxymorons are throwing $13,000 into more shifts for the existing staff.

by Zappin' Nap October 9, 2020

oxymoron

A Prius owner who drives like an asshole.

That oxymoron in that hybrid just knocked over my mailbox, sideswiped my Bonneville, and kept right on going.

by Jack Ferrule November 3, 2020

Oxymoron

Two words that contradict each other. Examples below.

Examples of Oxymorons below
Civil War
Curved Line
Jumbo Shrimp
Education System
RationalWiki

by A4775 December 19, 2020

Oxymoron

A simple minded person that says something that contradicts themselves.

Person 1: Hi Joe what’s up?
Person2: Smart people are smart, so I’m smart.
Person 1: You are an oxymoron.

by NeoAndTrinity_Rachel December 23, 2020

oxymoron

a figure of speech that conflicts or does not agree with itself, such as "friendly fire"

the word itself is an oxymoron, it literally means pointedly foolish

examples of oxymorons:
larger half
jumbo shrimp
same difference

only choice
black light
pretty ugly
exact estimate

microsoft works
virtual reality

by ben's mop April 14, 2021