Reets

Another word for slow/ retarded
- invented by N

“ Bro, you don’t know what 2+2 is, You’re definitely reets”

by Avocado mania December 19, 2023

REET

A word that means whatever you want it to mean.

Person 1: REET
Person 2:Yeah

by BOOIIIIIIIII March 22, 2020

Reet

A beautiful perfect gorgeous person. LIKE EVERYONE WANTS TO BE HER FRIEND! She is so smart and nice to her friends she is very popular and cool she knows lots of people she is never sad always happy she always has a smile on her face. She deals her problems in a very analysed manner.

ayo! you see that over there? I bet her name is Reet.

by SMARTKIDDDOO March 22, 2021

Reet

Something you say when you want to say yeet and ree

Bob: reet

Devin: ok then

by Z3ph24 February 1, 2020

Reet

A nice way of saying retard

Man you're a reet you know that?

by Dahhluv March 27, 2020

Alan Reet

Tiktok man that grafts dark matter surrons all day . Often associated with the chavgartha plot.

Plots dressed up as Alan Reet on a Sunday afternoon. or "Fair play to Alan Reet, man went from building gaffs with dark matter tools , to jeeting Bonnie Blue and having a sprog, genuinely sound geezer aswell"

by X-sav May 10, 2025

Alan Reet

Alan Reet is a top grafter, who completed the bricklaying course. He rides around Charvgartha on his dark matter surron and grafts all sorts of Charvgartha artifacts. He can be distinguished by his scouse trim, a full montirex outfit and his Airmax 95s.

Holy shit, it's Alan Reet, hide your copper wire!
Sound Lad

by Jbukrnr_07 May 5, 2025