rihanna 

a girl who needs to pack on makeup to hide ugliness who hides gigantic forehead under fringe and has a huge nose

"hey is that a sixhead??"
"no its just a rihanna"

rihanna by missypi December 20, 2008

Rihanna 

Another one of those pop stars who suddenly appeared out of nowhere (like all the other modern pop stars) and suddenly made millions of dollars from false instruments, 'teasing' the audience and looking good. Her voice was never good, she has never looked good and should be shot

News Reporter: The pop queen Rihanna has allegedly been beaten and physically threatened by R'n'B singer and boyfriend Chris Brown
Me: *laughing my fucking head off*

Rihanna by Bash her again March 11, 2009

Rayhan 

One of the most sexiest , smartest , richest , loyal guys you can ever meet . A man whose dick is so large, when inserted into your vagina, it exits your mouth at the same time. Loves children and makes the best dad . Loves to be called PAPI . Great in bed . U NEVER WANT TO LOSE HIM . IF U DO YOU WILL DIE INSIDE .

why u so god dam cool Rayhan

Rayhan by Rayhandadd April 24, 2019

rihanna 

1. Proof that the music industry is no longer a raw, gifted talent extruder. More like a money sucking, take-a-quasi-supermodel chick-between-the-ages of 12-21-sex her up-record her horrible voice-and-use state-of-the-art equipment to alter her voice into sounding like pre-21st century Whitney Houston-Shoot a video of her masturbating-and-force youth to buy the album through brainwashing promotion-mechanism.
2. A teenager with questionable parental guidance who must have sold her unriped body for a recording contract.
3. A joke.
4. A dollar store version of a Bratz doll.
5. To sing in a voice used a torture devices in nuclear wars.
6. Someone who needs to be bombed down by a Japanese fighter jet.

Mother: Hey...Hey! Since you didn't eat your broccili, I'm gonna make you listen to Rihanna's umbrella 47-times for the rest of the night!
Child: (screams at the top of his lungs) Mommie, NO! NOOOOOOOO!!!! (stomps and cries hysterically) I'm sorry! I'M SORRYYYYYYYYYYY!
Mom: (turns on Rihanna's "Umbrella" and put child in time-out) If you leave this seat, I will spank you!
Child: Give me the spanking! GIVE ME THAT SPANKING! (The child takes Rihanna's CD out and breaks it into pieces, He pulls down his pants and happily takes the spanking instead)

rihanna by twistedbabydoll August 14, 2007

Rihanna 

A beautiful singer with a very annoying voice who will never reach Beyonce's level. Never. No matter how much she tries.
Sorry RiRi.

Rihanna's voice sounds like she swallows a million bees.

Rihanna by Lili33 December 26, 2008

Rihanna rain 

Something that never, ever seems to end.

Gomez: Wow, this semester has just gotten worse and worse.
Chim: That Rihanna rain just won't let up.

Rihanna rain by SandwichesAreBeautiful March 4, 2010

rihanna 

an unfaithful woman. once got in trouble and felt it necessaery to sing out SOS, she alse "ponned da replay", which doesn't make any sense

Policeman: You're under arrest for the suspicion of your part in a murder

Rihanna: But I didn't do anything!

Policeman (singing lyrics) "I just cheated on my boyfreind, I don't want to be a murderer, If i cheat on my boyfreind he will die, being unfaithful kills, I am unfafthful", not word for word, but this is as good as a confession, come on: your coming down to the station with me

rihanna by Willis McGee July 25, 2006