I wish I knew how to quit you 

1. Said by someone who has a very obvious unrequited gay crush on someone who remains oblivious to his flirtations. Usually said after doing the thousandth favor for him for free, despite massive actual personal cost.

A humorous reference to the epic line uttered by Jack Twist to Ennis del Mar (RIP Heath) in the film Brokeback Mountain.

Dude 1: Thanks for the coffee. You didn't have to walk through 600 km of hot dry desert, cross an ocean of razorblades, and defeat 10,000 dragons just to get me one.

Dude 2: Oh it was nothing. Anything for you. *stares longingly at Dude 1 as he sits down*

Dude 1: Why are you staring at me?

Dude 2: I wish I knew how to quit you...

I wish I knew how to quit you by I ate your Pie, deal with it October 3, 2010

Shit&Quit 

When one has a savior hate for their job and would like to quit but can not afford to. Instead of quitting one needs to be in fact be fired so he/she may collect unemployment. In order to achieve said goal, at the busies part of one’s afternoon he/she gets up and stand atop their desk, drop trou, and proceed to take a large steaming pile of shit on top of the desk and all it’s office contents. The Shit&Quit usually occurs most in a cubical based working environment.

Around the water cooler the next day… “Did you hear about sally? She went crazy and shit&quit on her desk! They escorted her out and fired her on the spot!”

Shit&Quit by Melissa & Phoebe December 22, 2005

Age Quit 

Quitting a game because you've gotten too old for its community or target demographic for it to appeal to you anymore.

"You stopped playing Call of Duty?"
"Yeah, I just had to age quit."

Age Quit by Bobjoebobjoejoejoejoebob August 20, 2013

rage quit

When a gamer gets owned very bad or killed many times, that he/she becomes frustrated, yells and quits the game. Often found in Call of Duty, Halo, and Counter Strike.

L33TSN1P3R: OMG USUCK IS SUCH A HACKER!!!!!!!!!!!

*L33TSN1P3R has left the game*

Bill: Oh I love rage quits

USuck: lol

*headshot*

Bill: OMG HE IS A HACKER!

rage quit by Raknia July 9, 2010

Shit it and Quit it 

1. To defecate in a toilet and promptly exit without flushing.

2. To never call your feces, or answer its calls, after having discharged it from your anus.

Franky was disgusted by the flushing lever in the gas station bathroom, so he decided to Shit it and Quit it just like his old man taught him.

Shit it and Quit it by Freddy V. December 29, 2008

just quit

telling someone to stop, that they're no cool, that they're wack.

a teacher saying that there's a test tomorrow and students reply "just quit"

just quit by Kat Love33 November 23, 2007

All-Quit 

Complete and universal cessation of all momentum toward a goal.

I was going to get a job today, but in the middle of getting ready for my interview, I went all-quit and played video games for 10 hours.

All-Quit by mdfiasco December 15, 2009