Shock the Puss

Attaching a dog shock collar to the exterior nasty parts of the female vagina (usually with tape) and proceding to shock her for entertainment value. The act was originated and made popular by the "Bubba the Love Sponge" radio show from Tampa, FL now on Sirius Sattelite Radio.
BTLS- "Today we have a good show for you we got Maddy Yokum comin in at 3 and later we'll have the cheetah girls in and we'll shock the puss"
by John Gladney August 25, 2006
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slant puss

A pussy on an Asian girl.
I went to the local bath house and I thought I was just going to get a rub and tug by my usual Slope but instead she gave me a piece of slant puss.
by K-Par June 14, 2007
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Puss-Ass

VERB: A punk, bitch, cowardly vagrant, douche bag, pussy hole, or a guy who is an asshole but acts like a pussy when it comes down to it.
Nick: Hey theres Rick, hes such an asshole but when you snap him back hes such a pussy and bitch.
Bob: Yea, that Puss-Ass
by Bobblesworth Von Spankleton II October 13, 2008
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sour puss

An individual who always has a sad or a negative outlook on issues.
You are such a sour puss; are you ever happy about anything?

You are such a sour puss; do you ever have a nice thing to say about anything?
by TX Ranger October 01, 2007
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hot puss

Female condition of being horny; needing to get laid.
She's got hot puss tonight, so expect to see her out at the bars.
by don'tWaitUp June 19, 2010
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puss balls

Little bits of toilet paper that stick to your puss after you wipe.
She began to get off the toilet when she noticed little puss balls in her va jay jay area!!
by Harper's Hotties March 11, 2008
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Puss Bumper

It can be many things; typically referred to as the pussy lips that guide the erect penis inside the vagina canal. Also known as bumpers in bowling for people who are bad at bowling.
Damn! Thats a fat puss bumper!

That puss bumper guided me in like a rocket.

I didnt know where to go, but the puss bumper directed me to the sweet spot.
by Truman Wojski November 20, 2018
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