A sexual device for men which is inserted into the anus, and which grabs hold of the prostate. Comes in both regular and Excalibur models. Also see the prostate weasel.
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by magic neden April 5, 2010
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Get the prosticle mug.(N.) The renaissance of culture and technology of the late 19th - mid 20th century, followed by "Prostalgia" or "Prostalgics". This culture movement is infused with modern day accommodations, and is based in the Baltimore, MD/Washington DC area, (which are major Hipster hot spots) and this movement is the classier brother of the hipster movement.
How to spot a prostalgic person;
What music they like, what they wear, and they're overall appearance tend to be that of your grandmother/father when they were young. These people tend to be confused with Hipsters, however, prostalgic people tend to uphold old values and ways of life, only using modern luxuries when strictly necessary. Prostalgic people also are connoisseurs of class, whereas hipsters have modern lifestyles infused with only a small bit of old world items.
Pure breakdown of prostalgic people to average people;
Avg. Person - 90% modern, 10% vintage
Hipsters - 80% modern, 15% vintage, 5% Starbucks
Prostalgics - +70% vintage, 30% modern
Here is an example of a Prostalgic being recognized at a cafe;
How to spot a prostalgic person;
What music they like, what they wear, and they're overall appearance tend to be that of your grandmother/father when they were young. These people tend to be confused with Hipsters, however, prostalgic people tend to uphold old values and ways of life, only using modern luxuries when strictly necessary. Prostalgic people also are connoisseurs of class, whereas hipsters have modern lifestyles infused with only a small bit of old world items.
Pure breakdown of prostalgic people to average people;
Avg. Person - 90% modern, 10% vintage
Hipsters - 80% modern, 15% vintage, 5% Starbucks
Prostalgics - +70% vintage, 30% modern
Here is an example of a Prostalgic being recognized at a cafe;
"Hey, is that a hipster over there at that cafe?" She asked.
"No, he's just prostalgia." He said.
"How do you know?"
"He's using a typewriter instead of a computer, see."
"No, he's just prostalgia." He said.
"How do you know?"
"He's using a typewriter instead of a computer, see."
by ThatVintageGuy December 15, 2013
Get the Prostalgia mug.A young, newbie, male "raver". These types may not be scantily clad, but exhibit the personality traits of the female equivalent, the prostitot. Prostibros are usually younger in age and can be identified easily. They will usually be wearing a facial bandanna indoors, brand new over priced sneakers at an old school party, basketball shorts, shutter shades, neon tank top/overly tight tee shirt worn to show off "guns", or some sort of clothing referencing "Molly".
The prostibro enjoys edm, mainly dubstep and trap, and will attempt to shuffle no matter the style of music.
The prostibro enjoys edm, mainly dubstep and trap, and will attempt to shuffle no matter the style of music.
The prostibro was excited because he has just gotten his new light up tshirt in the mail and was ready to show it off at the dubstep concert that evening.
by JadedK June 26, 2014
Get the Prostibro mug.- Hey, that woman you just paid money to have sex with you...did she have a wooden leg?
- Yeah she was a total prosthetute
- Yeah she was a total prosthetute
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