prosticlaw

A sexual device for men which is inserted into the anus, and which grabs hold of the prostate. Comes in both regular and Excalibur models. Also see the prostate weasel.

Oh man... Karen used the prosticlaw on me last night and I exploded!

by Jebblebbles March 2, 2008

prosticaine

Prostitutes + Cocaine, examples of not great subjects to openly discuss at workplace...

"Shut the door, lets talk prosticaine"

by 1r0 June 24, 2015

Prostislank

A combination of the words prostitute, slut, and skank resulting in a word to describe someone who fits in all three categories. Basically, someone who just plain old can't keep it in their pants.

Did you see Christine with those three guys last night?
Ya! She's such a PROSTISLANK!

by raratore December 27, 2009

prosticle

Another term for a prosthetic testicle

Joe: Dude, I blew out a ball!
Brandon: What the hell?
Joe: Yeah, they put in a prosticle!

by Richard Noggin September 24, 2010

prostichaun

A cross between a prostitute and a leprechaun. May have an affinity for crotch pyromancy. Watch out for her lucky charms in the crotchal region. Her fiery bearded clam 'll getchya.

1. Holy crap: that hooker was a real live prostichaun: I can't believe I payed for that (how drunk was I!?)

2. Thats my sandbox, thats where I met the prostichaun, she tastes like burning.
-The Simpsons-Ralph-like

by slangMaverick February 7, 2008

prosticate

Random word to throw in when saying "I'll ____ YOU."

I'll prosticate YOU.

by Tails February 20, 2004

Prostication

Verb

Masturbation for the reason of prostate health.

Mike: Hay man I don't want prostate cancer.

Harold: Dude just try Prostication. 5 times a week will reduce your chances of prostate cancer.

Mike: Ok. But do you have any mags?

by CatBlender August 25, 2009