prosticlaw
A sexual device for men which is inserted into the anus, and which grabs hold of the prostate. Comes in both regular and Excalibur models. Also see the prostate weasel.
prosticlaw by Jebblebbles March 2, 2008
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Prostislank
A combination of the words prostitute, slut, and skank resulting in a word to describe someone who fits in all three categories. Basically, someone who just plain old can't keep it in their pants.
Prostislank by raratore December 27, 2009
prosticle
prosticle by Richard Noggin September 24, 2010
prostichaun
A cross between a prostitute and a leprechaun. May have an affinity for crotch pyromancy. Watch out for her lucky charms in the crotchal region. Her fiery bearded clam 'll getchya.
1. Holy crap: that hooker was a real live prostichaun: I can't believe I payed for that (how drunk was I!?)
2. Thats my sandbox, thats where I met the prostichaun, she tastes like burning.
-The Simpsons-Ralph-like
2. Thats my sandbox, thats where I met the prostichaun, she tastes like burning.
-The Simpsons-Ralph-like
prostichaun by slangMaverick February 7, 2008
Prostication
Mike: Hay man I don't want prostate cancer.
Harold: Dude just try Prostication. 5 times a week will reduce your chances of prostate cancer.
Mike: Ok. But do you have any mags?
Harold: Dude just try Prostication. 5 times a week will reduce your chances of prostate cancer.
Mike: Ok. But do you have any mags?
Prostication by CatBlender August 25, 2009
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Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
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