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Definitions by JadedK

Glitoris 

(n) 1) The result of a vajazzling appointment gone horribly wrong. AKA, a sparkling clitoris.

(n) 2) A pierced clitoris in which the wearer inserts a gemstone adorned piece of jewelry.
Man I got the new girl at the spa today, I am now the proud mama of a glitoris. I swear, the thing looks like a pearl in a clam shell.
Glitoris by JadedK October 3, 2014

Prostibro 

A young, newbie, male "raver". These types may not be scantily clad, but exhibit the personality traits of the female equivalent, the prostitot. Prostibros are usually younger in age and can be identified easily. They will usually be wearing a facial bandanna indoors, brand new over priced sneakers at an old school party, basketball shorts, shutter shades, neon tank top/overly tight tee shirt worn to show off "guns", or some sort of clothing referencing "Molly".

The prostibro enjoys edm, mainly dubstep and trap, and will attempt to shuffle no matter the style of music.
The prostibro was excited because he has just gotten his new light up tshirt in the mail and was ready to show it off at the dubstep concert that evening.
Prostibro by JadedK June 26, 2014

Shenanagina 

Taking home a hot girl, undressing her, and realizing the vagina you've been chasing is actually a penis.
Guy friend of to another guy friend: "Man, that chick over there is so hot"
Friend: "Careful dude, it may just be a farce. Last time I took a girl that hot home is was just a shenanagina"
Shenanagina by JadedK January 26, 2013