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Prostachute 

Elevated garbage or trash chute in a high rise hotel or resort used to dispose of contraband.
Jackson dumped his stash and the dead hooker in the Prostachute and fled when the police were called.
Prostachute by LS Juan September 1, 2018

Prostatute 

The prostatutes ares whores that, in the middle of the action, violently insert their fingers into your anus to reach your prostate. They also go back and forth with their fingers really really fast and really really hard. They are evil creatures that appear only at moonless nights, so watch out!
-Hey dude, you wanna get some hoe's 'night?
-better not, man, I can't see the moon in the sky... There must be some prostatutes among them...
-oh shit, I forgot! Come on get into my car, I'll bring us safe!
Prostatute by Grillzy January 7, 2010

prostislut

prostitute + slut = prostislut
Kim was being a prostislut when all our guy friends were around.
prostislut by Eliteness August 30, 2005

Prostatute 

A “prostate specialist” that does sexual actions with their patient during an “exam”
“The appointment was so long, I thought she was a prostatute.”
Prostatute by HTgqe June 13, 2021

Prostatute 

A specific type of prostitute that only allows him/herself to have sex in the anus. For various reasons such as pregnancy, period or preference. Very highly sought after as they charge the same as a regular prostitute.
"Hey Brandon, you done a prostatute yet?"
"No, what's a prostatute?"
"Those prostitutes that have standards and only have sex in ass. It's great, cheap anal sex and don't have to worry about a baby."

Retarted Soulless Prostatuting Demon Monster 

Your Mom, and her ass.

Also Sarah Jessica Parker.
sucks ass.
Guy:Dude I picked up a Retarted Soulless Prostatuting Demon Monster

Dude: Screw You Guy!