Potato

The best damn thing that has ever happened to humanity.

I like potatoes, because they are life.

by Daas Potatoez June 6, 2017

potatoing

Spending lazy time on a couch watching tv, from the expression couch potato

- What have you been doing this weekend ?
- Nothing, just potatoing

by Bastien April 28, 2008

Potato

The almighty ruler of everything, eating it will only cause it to build a city inside your body, except without the superpowers like fry gained when he had worms.

"Potato 0wnz j00" "RESPECT THE MIGHTY POTATO"

by Anonymous May 29, 2003

Potatoism

The inability to hit any of the enemy with any weapon in online gaming

“Mate, you missed them all! Have you got potatoism?”

by Fireblade69 June 22, 2018

Potato

A very mean (but always funny) way of describing the appearance of somebody with Down's syndrome. Popular on r/ImGoingToHellForThis

hee hee hee potato

by potatopotatopotatoman October 16, 2012

Potato

something idiots confuse with a tomato.

yummmm, what was in that salsa? Potato?

by Laura July 4, 2003

Potato

An individual who is boring or bland; lacking special distinction.

Suzy: "So what's the new boyfriend like?"
Sally: "He's a potato."
Suzy: "A potato?"
Sally: "Yah, like if I was hungry and went and cooked a potato and ate it, it's good, it's a potato, but it's just a potato. He needs some chives or sour cream, or a motorbike."

by Kendra Hobbs December 28, 2005