by Lil Payne September 27, 2018
Get the Poseidon’s cursemug. When you stand up and tell your date you are going o the toilet, 'spontaneously' kissing them from a raised position, catching them by surprise and leaving them with a world of possibility, confidently swaggering away to de-foul the establishments facilities and contemplate your influence.
by naked jen November 2, 2018
Get the Poseidon's Kissmug. When you are sitting on a toilet and it automatically flushes, causing the waste water to stir up and spray on your ass cheeks.
by CharlieTheDrunkGuineaPig December 2, 2019
Get the Sneezing Poseidonmug. Person 1: *screaming*
Person 2: What’s going on? Did you get hit with Poseidon’s Kiss?
P1: No, it’s something much worse
P2: What could possible be worse than Poseidon’s Kiss?
P1: It’s Poseidon’s Hickie!
Person 2: What’s going on? Did you get hit with Poseidon’s Kiss?
P1: No, it’s something much worse
P2: What could possible be worse than Poseidon’s Kiss?
P1: It’s Poseidon’s Hickie!
by The Holy Lord Of Bacon May 8, 2020
Get the Poseidon’s Hickiemug. When you have a piercing through the tip of your cock and then you ejaculate and the cum goes three different ways
by hellboybaby666 May 4, 2023
Get the Poseidons Tridentmug. When you have to poop but you don't want poop on your hand so you put toilet paper around your hand.
by Sifi999 November 3, 2021
Get the Poseidon's Glovemug.