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Poseidon’s curse

When you’re taking a poop and the turd hits the toilet water and splashes your butthole.
That poop was so vicious i got cursed by Poseidon’s curse
by Lil Payne September 27, 2018
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Poseidon's Kiss

When you stand up and tell your date you are going o the toilet, 'spontaneously' kissing them from a raised position, catching them by surprise and leaving them with a world of possibility, confidently swaggering away to de-foul the establishments facilities and contemplate your influence.
The date was rubbish up until he courageously landed a Poseidon's Kiss.
by naked jen November 2, 2018
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poseidon's embrace

When dropping a deuce and warm water splashes you from below.
Installing the heated toilet turned poseidon's kiss into an enjoyable poseidon's embrace.
by crushnsandos July 27, 2023
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Poseidon's Crown

When one licks the anus of another individual in a large body of water, whilst that individual is crowning.
We were in Lake St. Clair when she gave me the good ol' Poseidon's Crown!
by The man down under March 19, 2019
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Poseidons Trident

When you have a piercing through the tip of your cock and then you ejaculate and the cum goes three different ways
he showed Poseidons Trident, when he came it hit me in 3 different places
by hellboybaby666 May 4, 2023
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Poseidon's Glove

When you have to poop but you don't want poop on your hand so you put toilet paper around your hand.
I Had to poop but i didn't want to get poop on my hand so i used poseidon's glove.
by Sifi999 November 3, 2021
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