Piddle

To fondle, especially in association with little boys.

Look at that playground full of scrumptious little boys; I'd love to piddle each and every one of them.

by The Piddler (Haupt.) May 13, 2003

Piddle

1. To shake it three times.
2. To wander around, kicking small animals.
3. To urinate.

1. If you piddle after pissing, you're having too much fun.
2. Don't piddle in my flower bed!
3. I took the dog to piddle, and look, she did.

by Doco The Magic Dragon and Larry September 10, 2003

piddle

A rare usage, deriving somewhat from a rhyming intra-syllabic-injunction and a metonymic relationship to the more 'standard' definition of 'piddle': the penis itself.

'Look at that girl. I'd like to put my piddle in her middle.'

by gambol June 4, 2007

piddle wagon

piddle wagon described as a ford ranger, small compact pick up truck. Also known as Mazda 2300.

Ford Rangers are so slow, they earn the title of Piddle Wagon. No rippin involved

by Fullsize May 14, 2007

piddlefucker

One who particpates in the act of Piddlefucking.

you piddlefucker, get the fuk outta my face.

by Li was here May 13, 2003

Piddle

Drops of piss left after male urination onto the toilet seat.

1. I'm so sick of this kid forgetting to clean his piddle off my toilet seat..

2. Jenny's toilet is stained because of her careless boyfriend leaving his piddle all over it.

by Dabaser July 19, 2015

Piddle

Poop. It means poop.

Courtney is a dumbass. Piddle.

by How Trendy January 8, 2006