Patch Pirate

One in the bass fishing community who shows up to to tournaments and other gatherings wearing patches and logos of product found in the fishing world trying to portray the image of affiliation with a brand. Gernerally speaking these are the type of people who are on internet forums preaching the word of fishing and how great they are, but are usually posers' who work a regular 9-5 job and would like others to think they are professional fisherman.

"At least you will look like you know what you are doing if you fish with that patch pirate."

by Captain Fabulous April 24, 2008

Puka Patch

Instant in-the-water ding repair for surf and stand up paddle boards.

Don't let a ding snake your wave, puka patch it!

by Sunny Jam October 3, 2011

Miki Patch

The section of a man's body between his scrotum and his anus, generally tends to be hairy and sweaty.

"Awh man I'm so sweaty after that game"

"Yeah me too, especially my Miki Patch."

by Randomer185619468 October 26, 2013

Snatch Patch

The unruly part of one's pubic hair that fluffs out of her bikini bottoms.

Tiffany: "Damn, what's up with the snatch patch?"

Amber: "I, like, totally forgot to shave this morning."

by Ali Cat August 25, 2013

Beta Patch

(n) An item that causes mass hysteria for no good reason. Also linked to Hershey squirts, acne, facial hair, hemmoroids, addiction to Tony Bennett tunes, Rosco P. Coletraine-like laughs, and fever in laboratory rats.

Did you get the Beta Patch?

by NCRacer July 18, 2003

crumb patch

Term used in referencing a dusty, crusty vagina

im so hungry I still won't eat crumb patch.

by Crumb pat November 3, 2015

Patch Mouth

-blistering and soreness of upper mouth and tounge.
-the condition one must endure after consuming too many sour patch kids.

yeah man, my patch mouth is flaring up bad

by elyk rehctub July 11, 2011