by Thiccboi;) September 17, 2020
Get the Online schoolmug. Something that needs to fuck off but has its advantages
Reasons why I want it to fuck off:
I hate sitting on my bed/couch for 6 hours a day staring at a screen
My family is always in the kitchen
I can't do the fun chemistry and other in person stuff
I have been doing it for almost a year
My family is annoying especially when we are all stuck at home
I don't get to see my friends in person
We still have school on snow days
It is making 2021 a boring year to start off
Why I am okay if it lasts forever:
Longer breaks
Less homework
Open note tests
More time to do homework
Teachers sometimes let us out early, sometimes classes are asynchronous, meaning that we don't have class
Reasons why I want it to fuck off:
I hate sitting on my bed/couch for 6 hours a day staring at a screen
My family is always in the kitchen
I can't do the fun chemistry and other in person stuff
I have been doing it for almost a year
My family is annoying especially when we are all stuck at home
I don't get to see my friends in person
We still have school on snow days
It is making 2021 a boring year to start off
Why I am okay if it lasts forever:
Longer breaks
Less homework
Open note tests
More time to do homework
Teachers sometimes let us out early, sometimes classes are asynchronous, meaning that we don't have class
by Avocado2004 February 23, 2021
Get the Online schoolmug. When you grab a coffee, or tea, over the Internet, i.e. a friend is in London drinking coffee, you are in New York drinking the same thing, and you chat while grabbing a coffee.
Online coffee.
Online coffee.
A: I'm gonna grab a coffee, you want some? I don't like drinking alone.
B: Sure, let's go to Starbucks and chat on WiFi! Online coffee rules!
B: Sure, let's go to Starbucks and chat on WiFi! Online coffee rules!
by Lee Hartman May 4, 2010
Get the online coffeemug. A term used to describe a person who cannot engage in carefree fun or interact normally anymore because their views and behaviors have been warped from spending too much time in niche social and political bubbles online. Their entire bodies are tightly clenched all day and they are never really relaxed - they must keep vigil for anyone who fails their purity test so they can sound the alarms and give in to their repressed feral tendencies to burn you at the stake.
Their lives slowly devolve into performatively getting upset in public to bolster their credibility with other terminally online people until they have scared off every normal person in their life.
Though most frequently seen on the political left (where many of them have come to the internet to escape reality due to being emotionally frail and heavily disordered), the right has their own share of terminally online nonsense, usually manifesting as conspiracy theories and a persecution complex.
Their lives slowly devolve into performatively getting upset in public to bolster their credibility with other terminally online people until they have scared off every normal person in their life.
Though most frequently seen on the political left (where many of them have come to the internet to escape reality due to being emotionally frail and heavily disordered), the right has their own share of terminally online nonsense, usually manifesting as conspiracy theories and a persecution complex.
George: "Until I went on the internet, I've never heard anyone literally say 'r-slur'."
Jamal: "Yeah, it's just something overly sensitive people who are terminally online made up."
Debbie: "Have you gotten vaccinated yet?"
Rose: "And get a chip put in me? Not a chance."
Debbie: "Oh no, I had no idea you were so terminally online."
Jamal: "Yeah, it's just something overly sensitive people who are terminally online made up."
Debbie: "Have you gotten vaccinated yet?"
Rose: "And get a chip put in me? Not a chance."
Debbie: "Oh no, I had no idea you were so terminally online."
by BiggestBatman March 23, 2022
Get the Terminally Onlinemug. optimum online brainwashing tunes
877-393-4448! such a catchy tune...
877-333-4001...still pretty good
i cant even remmber the last one...
877-393-4448! such a catchy tune...
877-333-4001...still pretty good
i cant even remmber the last one...
by imdatpisceschick January 19, 2009
Get the Optimum Onlinemug. An addicting game that results in you quitting school and living in your mom and dads house 'till you die. Played by nerds all over the world, including Turkey where all they do is play this game 24/7...
KO_Addict7621 : "Hey Fire_Head568QRVX! Lets play Knight Online all day."
Crack_Head568QRVX: "Sounds great I'll go quit my job and drop out of highschool...brb"
Crack_Head568QRVX: "Sounds great I'll go quit my job and drop out of highschool...brb"
by I_<3_Nerds January 8, 2006
Get the Knight Onlinemug. by Ruby991 December 29, 2007
Get the ragnarok onlinemug.